How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Happy New Year!
May 2026 have less shit than 2025. 😆

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Anyone have some jokes to add, obviously they don’t have to be good jokes.

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Three priests were assigned to my PHX parish in the ‘60’s. They lived in a “rectory”, a small 2-story building on the church premises. Each priest had a modest bedroom while kitchen & other rooms were shared. They tried to keep their rooms tidy, but not enough for the taste of the nuns’ Mother Superior. Nuns lived in the convent. So one Saturday, the priests at a conference in Bisbee, 3 nuns were tasked with giving the rectory an extra good cleaning. With brooms, a bucket, mop, rags, spray bottles of cleaning fluid, they started off in Fr. Ignatius’ room. Almost every reachable surface was wiped or otherwise cleaned in a half hour. “Okay, ladies,” loudly whispered Sister Magna, I think that’s it. Move on.”
But Sister Theresa urged them to halt for a moment. “Come here, look at this.” On the floor behind the dresser pushed up against a wall, barely visible, there lay a sock. “Help me move this cabinet so that I can snatch with my broom.” This done the 3 looked more closely. “What in the holy…?”, prodded Sister Magma. “Step back, Sisters,” cautioned Theresa. “I think that may be an actual “condom”, she opined. “But that wouldn’t account for all the holes in it.”
And with that, Sister Gertrude fainted.

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The boss gives his employee his paycheck, shakes his hand and says, "I don't expect you to discuss your raise with anyone." The employee looked at the check and said, "Don't worry. I'm just as ashamed of it as you are."

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@adr
humour more than meds.

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Only side effect to laughter may be a stitch in the side from laughing so hard.

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Only side effect to laughter may be a stitch in the side from laughing so hard.

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for sure...pluck out the thorn from the side-kick.

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Thinking Tongue Twister

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

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Yaye
Success @jakedduck1

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Aging Joke

One day, while strolling down the boardwalk, John bumped into an old friend of his, Rob, from high school. “You look great John, how do you stay looking so young? Why you must be 60 already but you don’t look a day over 40!” Rob exclaimed. “I feel like I’m 40 too!” replied John. “That’s incredible” exclaimed Rob, “Does it run in the family? How old was your dad when he passed?” “Did I say he was dead?” asked John. “He’s 81 and is more active then ever. He just joined the neighborhood basketball team!” responded John. “Whoa! Well how old was your Grandfather when he died?” “Did I say he died” asked John. Rob was amazed. “He just had his 105th birthday and plays golf and goes swimming each day! He’s actually getting married this week!” “Getting married?!” Rob asked. If he’s 105, why on earth does he want to get married?! John looked at Rob and replied, “Did I say he wanted to?”

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Lol, hope u r too@jakedduck1

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This is old but is still funny to me.

FedEx and UPS are merging. It will be called "FEDUPS".

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This is old but is still funny to me.

FedEx and UPS are merging. It will be called "FEDUPS".

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@covidstinks2023 Love that one!

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