How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Scott R L | @scottrl | Mar 1 1:35pm

I dated a woman who was bisexual.

She broke up with me because she said I wasn't woman enough to be her man.

(Sadly, this is an almost-true story.)

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Mar 2 6:52am

In reply to @premi "@kamama94 This is one of the best in recent times" + (show)

@premi I'd thank you but I borrowed it from a member of the Else family. Somebody Else. (A cousin of Nobody Else and Anybody Else.)

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Mar 3 4:17pm

My dream job would be to clean mirrors. It’s just something I could really see myself doing.

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Mar 3 4:37pm

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

sisyphus | @sisyphus | Mar 4 12:38am

In reply to @kamama94 "My dream job would be to clean mirrors. It’s just something I could really see myself..." + (show)

@kamama94 Yep! I too would like that as my Dream job, not Day job.

covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Mar 4 9:22pm

A teacher said to her students, If I say "I AM BEAUTIFUL" , my sentence is in which tense?
A boy raised his hand and said, "That must be in the past"....

shmerdloff | @shmerdloff | Mar 5 1:59pm

After some so so bloods , my PCP says wear a mask. You could end up in the hospital for three weeks.
My Hemo/Onc says not necessary.
I cut my mask down the middle, and wear half a mask.

meryw | @meryw | Mar 5 2:25pm

In reply to @covidstinks2023 "A teacher said to her students, If I say "I AM BEAUTIFUL" , my sentence is..." + (show)

@covidstinks2023
I think your “mean” ones are the best!

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Mar 5 4:17pm

NASA put a bunch of cows into orbit. They call it the herd shot round the world.

Scott R L | @scottrl | Mar 5 6:18pm

True story.

My wife is painting the interior of the house.
Because of my disability, I can't help much, but I did offer to check the surfaces to see if they're ready for the second coat.

Then I realized I was literally watching paint dry.

The sad part is, I don't really mind.