How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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ravenh | @ravenh | Feb 26 4:54am

In reply to @sadchick "Hi my name is Justine and my whole body is stinging and pins and needles and..." + (show)

@sadchick hmmm did you by chance take any Flouroquinolone antibiotics recently or past? Such as cipro or levaquin? Or any of them?

samclembeau | @samclembeau | Feb 26 11:24am

if you are cold just go to the corner of the room. it's always 90 degrees there.

quilterfingers | @quilterfingers | Feb 27 12:26pm

In reply to @sadchick "Hi my name is Justine and my whole body is stinging and pins and needles and..." + (show)

@sadchick
take gabapentin

zenren14 | @zenren14 | Feb 27 10:29pm

What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
The future!

sisyphus | @sisyphus | Feb 27 11:25pm

I was trying to explain to Socrates about democracy today. He said: it sounds all Greek to me.

willow5 | @willow5 | Feb 28 9:56am

In reply to @covidstinks2023 "If you are cremated, you can have your ashes put in a sand timer/game timer and..." + (show)

@covidstinks2023 OMG, that is one of the best jokes I’ve heard in a long time!! And not a bad idea, too 😂

anibar | @anibar | Mar 1 9:15am

In reply to @jakedduck1 "One dark night in Dublin a fire started inside the local chemical plant. In a blink..." + (show)

@jakedduck1

One dark night in Dublin a fire started inside the local chemical plant.
In a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

When the fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fireman in charge and said, “All our secret formulas are in the vault in the centre of the plant. They must be saved. I will give 50,000 euro to the fire department that brings them out intact.”

But the roaring flames held the fire-fighters off.

Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now 100,000 euro to the fire station who could bring out the company’s secret files.

But still the fire fighters could not get through.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby rural township volunteer fire brigade, composed mainly of old men over 65. To everyone’s amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant. Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

Outside, the other firemen watched as the old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides.

It was a performance and effort never seen before.

Within a short time, the old timers had extinguished the fire and had saved the secret formulas.

The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to 200,000 euro and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.

The local TV station caught the thank you on film and asked the chief, “What are you going to do with all that money?”

“Well,” said Paddy, the 70-year-old fire chief, “the first thing we’re gonna do is fix the brakes on that bloody fire truck.”
Jake

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covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Mar 1 9:39am

Willow5, A dear friend of mine was pre-planning her mother's funeral. When she was asking about cost, she asked how much the "Urinals" were for cremation. She meant to say "Urns". The Funeral Director thought that it was hilarious.