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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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Have been trying to think of some clean jokes...but this is real. I had my first 'medicare' exam a few years ago. The nurse was in my age group (1st clue). She gave me the 'three' words I was supposed to hold in my mind until asked to recall them. They were 3 totally unrelated words...nothing to even make a little sentence out of. So I fretted and worried I wouldn't be able to recall them. But...as fate would have it...SHE forgot to ask ME at the end. What a waste of my time when I should have been concentrating on talking to my doctor I was worried about practicing 3 words!!
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6 ReactionsA man was hit in the face with a bottle of Omega-3 supplements. He only suffered super fish oil injuries.
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8 ReactionsThere's a new rule at Coles. If you buy cabbage you must also buy carrots and mayonnaise. It's Coles law.
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6 Reactions@kamama94 Come on, that's an easy number 75 = LXXV vs 83 = LXXXIII or 89 = LXXXIX!
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1 ReactionThe year George Washington was born is the same number (moving the decimal point) as the Square Root of 3!
1732 or 1.732. Why do you need the SR of 3. It is important for a 30, 60, 90 degree right triangle, which is also half of an equilateral triangle. The base is 1, the hypotenuse is 2 and the height 1.732 (SR of 3).
You know you're old when they discontinue your bloodtype
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6 ReactionsWhen you are 20 and you drop something, you pick it up. When you are 70+ and drop something, you decide you don't need it anymore.
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5 ReactionsWhat do you get if you eat christmas decorations?
tinsilitis!
What did the gingerbread man say after all the cookies were eaten?
It's so hard to bake new friends!
Did you hear about the man who stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days!
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4 ReactionsI'm a garden hose drinking, no seat belts, no car seat, no bike helmet, bare foot all summer & playing outside all day, pick up bed ridin', sharing a Pepsi & candy with other kids survivor!
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5 Reactions@covidstinks2023 Not to mention countless hours of unsupervised playtime with other kids -- snowball fights, baseball games, swimming pools, etc.
When I was about 10 and living in Wausau, Wisconsin, a couple other kids and I walked down past the airport to the banks of the Wisconsin River and followed the river down into Schofield, then walked back via Grand Avenue, a busy highway.
I got home tired and filthy. My mother was aghast that I'd gone so far.
The next week, we did it again -- only we went further.
Somehow, we all survived.
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