How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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Good stuff!
Pretty much kept the fleet afloat when I was in the Navy.
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Dad Joke:
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Did you hear about the crab fisherman who died?
He was on his last legs.
(Mea culpa)
Did you hear about the French pastry chef who choked on one of his own creations?
He was eclaired dead at the scene of the accident.
Did you hear about the French chef who died while eating a hot ham & cheese sandwich?
He croque, monsieur.
(Sacre Bleu!)
Did you hear about the new show with Mulder & Scully where all they do is hang out on Not-Twitter all day?
It's called "The Xphiles".
I bought the world`s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it`s terrible.
Wouldn't you think that Roget could come up with an easier word for his book than thesaurus?
There's the old saying, "The early bird gets the worm."
Archaeopteryx, although technically a feathered reptile, is often referred to as the first bird.
Do you think "The archaeopteryx gets the worm" might catch on?
Me neither.
The opteryx are pretty bad.
Not only is it terrible, it's horrible, nasty, rotten, icky and kaka-doodoo!