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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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Borrowed without permission from Somebody Else's cousin, If All Else Fails:
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday, losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, perplexed and speechless.
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6 ReactionsSnapped this selfie at 4:01 A.M. (CT) 2day on the way back to Tierra Madre from a brief trip to sunnier climes (Needed a break from the Wisconsin winter).
"Hey" to Kamama & FM.
P.S.: I landed safely after almost colliding with debris from one of the several recent Space-Hex RUD (Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly) events, and am back to thinning my overgrown cedar stand.
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2 ReactionsDear Universe,
When I asked if the day could possibly get any worse,
it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
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11 ReactionsTalk to the hand, Shirley: the universe isn't listening.
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1 ReactionIf athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe.
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8 ReactionsHow many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The egomaniac holds the light bulb while the world revolves around him.
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11 ReactionsSomeone Else may have posted this already, but here goes anyway. . . Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
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9 ReactionsIt's the same reason that a 1/2 truth plus a 1/2 truth doesn't equal the whole truth.
1/2 truth + 1/2 truth = whole lie
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7 ReactionsWhat do you call a sleep walking Catholic Nun?
A Roman Catholic, A Roman Catholic 😂🤪
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5 ReactionsThere was a western on TV the other night, about adventures on a cattle drive. I asked my wife if she'd watch it with me. Neither of us had seen it before.
She asked, "Do you think it's any good?"
I replied, "Well, it can't be bad. It has all-steer cast..."
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