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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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frances007 | @frances007 | 1 day ago
In reply to @itchyd "I'm not a Christian, but rather an Asatroist: I worship the ancient Norse gods. So, at..." + (show)
@itchyd

I'm not a Christian, but rather an Asatroist: I worship the ancient Norse gods.

So, at this time of year, rather than marking the birth of Jesus, my fellow Asatroists and I celebrate the Yuletide by honoring the return of Baldur from the realm of the dead.

To commemorate the event, our local Asatro runner's club holds an annual 100 yard fun run, The Baldur Dash.

Attendance is traditionally quite poor: actually no one outside of the club has ever shown up.

We're beginning to get the impression that everybody thinks The Baldur Dash is just a bunch of poppycock.🤔

Merry Christmas!❄️☃️🎄

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OH. I am a gnostic. Lets chat

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itchyd | @itchyd | 1 day ago
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@frances007

OH. I am a gnostic. Lets chat

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With the way I've been overeating during the holidays, my wife suggested I consider becoming an Ag-nosh-tic.

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itchyd | @itchyd | 1 day ago
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@frances007

OH. I am a gnostic. Lets chat

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I'm a non-stick.
I can't see wasting butter greasing the pan.

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nepanthe | @nepanthe | 1 day ago

You'll never guess who I bumped into on the way to the opticians! Everyone.

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Scott R L | @scottrl | 1 day ago

True story:

Every year, my wife receives a fundraising calendar from Boys Town. Usually they're landscapes or some such.

This year, however, they have a new theme: Gnomes.

My wife wondered why they made that change.

My only comment: "I can't imagine. It's an a-gnome-aly."

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itchyd | @itchyd | 18 hours ago
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@nepanthe

You'll never guess who I bumped into on the way to the opticians! Everyone.

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Can't imagine why ....
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itchyd | @itchyd | 18 hours ago
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@nepanthe

You'll never guess who I bumped into on the way to the opticians! Everyone.

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I'm surprised you didn't run into Everybody Else.

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itchyd | @itchyd | 18 hours ago
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@scottrl

True story:

Every year, my wife receives a fundraising calendar from Boys Town. Usually they're landscapes or some such.

This year, however, they have a new theme: Gnomes.

My wife wondered why they made that change.

My only comment: "I can't imagine. It's an a-gnome-aly."

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Hmm.... that IS strange.
I can see gnome good explanation for it...

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itchyd | @itchyd | 16 hours ago
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@sillyblone

Who? You have peaked my curiosity?

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@nepanthe should have peeked at the chart before the doc came in..🫣

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