How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@shirleyrawlins

I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in one day,
and the box said 2-4 years.

Don't remember if I sent this before.

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This one took me forever ....

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@scottrl

Great jokes are timeless and worth repeating.

My Dad remembered every joke he ever heard, and some of them, despite their age, were quite hilarious. Here's one:

An old bachelor said, "I could have married any girl I pleased!"
To which an observer commented, "Obviously, he never pleased any girl."

And speaking of old bachelor jokes, this one goes back centuries:
An old bachelor had been seeing a widow for many years.
Finally, she asked him why he wouldn't marry her.
He said, "If I did, I wouldn't have anywhere to go in the evening."

You can't beat the classics.

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I feel that way about pickles: You can't beat the Vlasics.

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@itchyd

BTW, Shirley: Don't sweat repeating a joke now and then, especially on my account. At my present level of mental acuity, I won't remember a joke for more than a week or two!🫠

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Welcome to the club!

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@scottrl

Great jokes are timeless and worth repeating.

My Dad remembered every joke he ever heard, and some of them, despite their age, were quite hilarious. Here's one:

An old bachelor said, "I could have married any girl I pleased!"
To which an observer commented, "Obviously, he never pleased any girl."

And speaking of old bachelor jokes, this one goes back centuries:
An old bachelor had been seeing a widow for many years.
Finally, she asked him why he wouldn't marry her.
He said, "If I did, I wouldn't have anywhere to go in the evening."

You can't beat the classics.

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You're so right about that. Your dad's are very good. Thanks

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@itchyd

This one took me forever ....

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They're the most fun when you finally figure it out.

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I love the national anthems of America, China and India.

I guess you could say I'm a big country music fan.

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I'm not a Christian, but rather an Asatroist: I worship the ancient Norse gods.

So, at this time of year, rather than marking the birth of Jesus, my fellow Asatroists and I celebrate the Yuletide by honoring the return of Baldur from the realm of the dead.

To commemorate the event, our local Asatro runner's club holds an annual 100 yard fun run, The Baldur Dash.

Attendance is traditionally quite poor: actually no one outside of the club has ever shown up.

We're beginning to get the impression that everybody thinks The Baldur Dash is just a bunch of poppycock.🤔

Merry Christmas!❄️☃️🎄

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What do you call Santa when he's on break? Santa pause.

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