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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 26, 2024
In reply to @covidstinks2023 "It's so hot and humid this summer, the cows are giving evaporated milk!" + (show)
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It's so hot and humid this summer, the cows are giving evaporated milk!

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Last time I told that joke, everybody told me to take a powder.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 26, 2024
In reply to @tim1028 "My wife arrived home one afternoon after being out for a few hours. Me: I'm glad..." + (show)
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My wife arrived home one afternoon after being out for a few hours.

Me: I'm glad you got home. I've been experiencing severe chest pains since you left and think I might be having a heart attack.

Wife: Why didn't you call 911?

Me: I tried but I couldn't find the 11 button.

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Next time, ask
Nigel Tufnel.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 26, 2024
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It's so hot and humid this summer, the cows are giving evaporated milk!

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Humidor Joke:

Actual name of a cigar shop in El Paso:

"Git Along, Little Stogies"

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 26, 2024
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Cat Blog

++++

I was watching my cat clean herself.

She was quite vigorous.

Based on what I was seeing, I realized, “Feet Are Probably Delicious"

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Must be nice to be a cat.

You can lick yourself anywhere and nobody cares.

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westd | @westd | Jul 26, 2024

Which first chicken or egg?

ROOSTER!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 26, 2024
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You can learn to knock a “curve ball” out of the park.
Pastor BillyJoe Daugherty
Tulsa, Ok.

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Unless it's a wiffle ball.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 26, 2024
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What-on-earth was the asteroid doing in a nutrition store?
It spotted some extra large steroid containers in the display window of GNC (General Nutrition Center) and exclaimed: THIS is what I've have been looking for my troubles in this universe!

(Some say, it was a NASA scientist who guided him there, hoping to win a Nobel Prize for fixing wayward asteroids)

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Asteroid joke (rough draft):

Salon Pas just came out with a fashion accessory you can wear around your waist that administers growth hormones directly to your glutes.

The Ass Steroid Belt.

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jul 26, 2024

Dear Naps,
I'm sorry I was such a jerk to you as a kid.

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