How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 7 6:46am

In reply to @samcal9977zz "Sunday - 94 Degrees Monday - 93 Degrees Tuesday - 60 Degrees (because I am moving..." + (show)

33 degrees of separation .... still a long ways from Kevin Bacon, I'm afraid.

covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Jul 7 8:04pm

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea" and then he said with a deep sigh, "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

adr | @adr | Jul 8 6:36am

In reply to @samcal9977zz "Sunday - 94 Degrees Monday - 93 Degrees Tuesday - 60 Degrees (because I am moving..." + (show)

LOL

adr | @adr | Jul 8 6:56am

In reply to @samcal9977zz "Traffic Jam Solutions Presents:" + (show)

That's so great! I think every car should come equipped with one. Just like the emergency kits and a spare tire!

samcal9977zz | @samcal9977zz | Jul 9 11:33am

Comic Relief - - - - Muzak and My Last Functioning Brain Cell

Dancing to Muzak, on hold with Customer Support.

Why am I dancing to Muzak?

I am dancing to Muzak, because I have been on hold with Customer Support for 37.2 hours straight.

My last functioning brain cell just died.

Now, I am insane and happy.

And now…I am dancing

itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 9 12:58pm

In reply to @samcal9977zz "Comic Relief - - - - Muzak and My Last Functioning Brain Cell Dancing to Muzak,..." + (show)

The switchboard at Rolling Stone Magazine used to play the Stones' "Time is on My Side" when they'd put you on hold.

Always appreciated that.

itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 9 1:30pm

Went to the observatory in Flagstaff yesterday and they confirmed my suspicions that Star e. Decisis has faded considerably since the Dobbs decision two years ago.