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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 6, 2024
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Thinking of you Jake when I saw this... 😂

Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism. It's a light sentence but gives them time to reflect.

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Everybody got parole, except for Dracula .... they said he didn't reflect enough to warrant an early release.

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captboat | @captboat | Jul 6, 2024
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Shirley: I was referring to an old song sung on a skit in the comedy show
"Hee Haw", back in the late 60s or early 70s.

"Where, oh where, are you tonight ... why did you leave me here all alone ... I searched the world over and I thought I found true love .. but you met another, and Pffffftt!, you were gone."

They'd finish the song with that Pffffttt raspberry and the audience would crack up.

Admittedly, a bit of a stretch from the prevailing subject ... just popped into my mind. Hope you weren't offended!

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@itchyd
If you sing country and western music backwards, you get your wife back, you get your house back, you get your call back…

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 6, 2024
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@itchyd
If you sing country and western music backwards, you get your wife back, you get your house back, you get your call back…

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🤣

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 6, 2024
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Thinking of you Jake when I saw this... 😂

Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism. It's a light sentence but gives them time to reflect.

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The cops found out that the leprechauns' pot at the end of the rainbow was Acapulco Gold ... now they're lepre-cons.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 6, 2024
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The cops found out that the leprechauns' pot at the end of the rainbow was Acapulco Gold ... now they're lepre-cons.

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They're doing time in the stir ... for pot.
But, they'll get out early, if they don't stir the pot.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 6, 2024
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They're doing time in the stir ... for pot.
But, they'll get out early, if they don't stir the pot.

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I'm beginning to find all of this quite
dis-stir-bing.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 6, 2024
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@itchyd
If you sing country and western music backwards, you get your wife back, you get your house back, you get your call back…

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Do you know if the White Knight was into Country music?

Not sure if he was ever married ...

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 6, 2024
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Do you know if the White Knight was into Country music?

Not sure if he was ever married ...

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I think he and Alice may have casually dated ... not sure.

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verol65 | @verol65 | Jul 6, 2024
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I'm getting stronger with age because now I can lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand.

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Sad!!!

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samcal9977zz | @samcal9977zz | Jul 7, 2024

Sunday - 94 Degrees

Monday - 93 Degrees

Tuesday - 60 Degrees (because I am moving to Alaska)

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