How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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this is great. Love it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, to show that stupid possum that it can be done?

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Why did the chicken cross the road, to show that stupid possum that it can be done?

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We use, To prove,to the raccoons....". Funny either way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, to show that stupid possum that it can be done?

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Fog horn Leghorn had to do it ....

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Why did the chicken cross the road, to show that stupid possum that it can be done?

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