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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 4 6:36am

Just want to wish all of my friends at the
(hold the) Mayo laff fest a
Happy New Monarchy Day!

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covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Jul 4 8:01am
In reply to @kamama94 "I'm getting stronger with age because now I can lift $100 worth of groceries with one..." + (show)
@kamama94

I'm getting stronger with age because now I can lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand.

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kamama94, Now that's the truth! LOL.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 4 10:35am
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@itchyd

If you held on to your written musings over this painful decision, that would be reservation reservation reservation preservation.

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If you later developed feelings of circumspection regarding your journal, that would be reservation reservation reservation preservation reservation.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 4 10:44am
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@covidstinks2023

kamama94, Now that's the truth! LOL.

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What term do sociologists use to describe the increasing # of unaccompanied males at social events?

Stagflation.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 4 10:53am
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@kamama94

I'm getting stronger with age because now I can lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand.

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I'm getting stronger with age because I can no longer afford my deodorant.

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jul 5 3:57pm

Do you ever search the definition of a word,
but the definition contains words you don't know the definition of?

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Scott R L | @scottrl | Jul 5 5:38pm
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@shirleyrawlins

Do you ever search the definition of a word,
but the definition contains words you don't know the definition of?

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That, or recursive definitions.

Claret: Red wine, the color of garnets.

Garnet: Mineral, the color of claret.

[Gee, thanks a lot.]

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jul 5 8:45pm

That's funny. A bit like oxymorons:
it's a little big
that's pretty ugly

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 5 9:01pm
In reply to @scottrl "That, or recursive definitions. Claret: Red wine, the color of garnets. Garnet: Mineral, the color of..." + (show)
@scottrl

That, or recursive definitions.

Claret: Red wine, the color of garnets.

Garnet: Mineral, the color of claret.

[Gee, thanks a lot.]

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Recursives!

Foiled again!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 5 9:12pm
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "Do you ever search the definition of a word, but the definition contains words you don't..." + (show)
@shirleyrawlins

Do you ever search the definition of a word,
but the definition contains words you don't know the definition of?

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I searched the world over, and I thought I found true love ....

but you met another ....
and Pfffffft!
you was gone.

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