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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Jun 17 12:55pm

How are stars like false teeth? They both come out at night.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

What musical genre do older people with arthritis listen to every time they sit down and stand up? Pop.

What's the key to a structured retirement? A rigid nap schedule.

Isn't it a great feeling knowing you're so old there's nothing left to learn the hard way?

You know you're getting older when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

I was told by my doctor that I should start exercising. So I joined an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, and jumped for an hour. By the time I put on my workout clothes, the class was over.

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Scott R L | @scottrl | Jun 17 8:50pm

It was a proud day for Mr. and Mrs. Wong when their son was born.

Until the learned they couldn't name him for the inventor of the airplane.

Because ... two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jun 18 10:28am

My issue with exercise is you have to keep doing it.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 18 7:26pm

Wishing everyone a happy Juneteenth, and a fairer, more equitable and unified future for our pretty good country.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 19 7:17am
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@scottrl

It was a proud day for Mr. and Mrs. Wong when their son was born.

Until the learned they couldn't name him for the inventor of the airplane.

Because ... two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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That joke is wong in so many ways ....

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 19 7:50am
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@shirleyrawlins

My issue with exercise is you have to keep doing it.

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Does blinking count as exercise?

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 19 7:55am

Q. What's a faun's favorite beer?

A. Satyr Budweiser.
(Judged "Best for crying in")

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jun 19 10:15am
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@itchyd

Does blinking count as exercise?

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Don't we wish!

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sisyphus | @sisyphus | Jun 19 10:59am
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@shirleyrawlins

My issue with exercise is you have to keep doing it.

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'Exercise issue?'
I just walk away from it; sometimes far away.
Somehow it still works; dunno why?

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 19 12:28pm
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@sisyphus

'Exercise issue?'
I just walk away from it; sometimes far away.
Somehow it still works; dunno why?

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The nice thing about walking away from exercise is the exercise you're getting as you walk away from exercise.

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