How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@itchyd

I very briefly belonged to a skydiving club with a poor safety record:

"The Splat Earthers".

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Oh, my, let me stop laughing at this and catch my breath!

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@itchyd

Celine Dion wanted to join Salt & Pepa, but they said she'd have to change her first name, slightly.

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Excellent pun!

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I tripped while walking in Paris.
Eiffel down.

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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

A girl said she recognized me from my vegetarian club but I’d never met herbivore.

The Energizer Bunny has been arrested and charged with battery.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

I dreamt I wrote Lord of the Rings but I think I was just Tolkien in my sleep.

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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@kamama94

I tripped while walking in Paris.
Eiffel down.

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I lost my balance while visiting my favorite museum in Paris.

I fell in Louvre.

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Comic Relief - Senior Pranks - 2 Links

Comic Relief - Real Senior Pranks Skateboarding Kids

from "Off Their Rockers" with Betty White


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Comic Relief - Fake Old Man Pranks Weightlifters


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@covidstinks2023

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

A girl said she recognized me from my vegetarian club but I’d never met herbivore.

The Energizer Bunny has been arrested and charged with battery.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

I dreamt I wrote Lord of the Rings but I think I was just Tolkien in my sleep.

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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Wonderful, laughed so hard I almost cried.

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@kamama94

I tripped while walking in Paris.
Eiffel down.

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I always thought that Gwen Ifill towered over the broadcast news industry.

God speed, Gwen. Miss you.

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@covidstinks2023

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

A girl said she recognized me from my vegetarian club but I’d never met herbivore.

The Energizer Bunny has been arrested and charged with battery.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

I dreamt I wrote Lord of the Rings but I think I was just Tolkien in my sleep.

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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Dear Covidstinks2023 - Some notedly unsolicited, probably unappreciated, and undoubtedly obnoxious replies to your very clever post:

Ah, yes. The title of the rough 1st draft of a Hemingway novel.

A girl said she recognized me from my pescatarian club, but, right away, I thought something was fishy.

Sorry, pal. Gotta call BS on this one. I saw The Bunny's rap sheet and .... battery's not included.

What I call a dinosaur, with an extensive vocabulary: "Any member of a group of reptiles that lived on Earth for over 245 million years from the Triassic Period through the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event approximately 66 million years ago- Domain: Eukarya; Kingdom: Animalia; Phylum: Chordata; Class: Dinosauria; Order: Saurischia; Family: various; Genus: various; Species: various. * Omitted groupings include Diapsida, Reptilia, Archosauria, Therapoda."
What a guy with a limited vocabulary from the town of Bedrock called a dinosaur: Dino

If Little Johnny has his way on Saturday night and deflowers me, hymen trouble.

I produced a cheap, knockoff version of the film, "The Two Towers". Everyone considered it nothing better than a Tolkien effort.

Thanks for explaining, "For sale: 1.7 acre fully landscaped tract with municipal greenway easement, signed construction permit and this year's property taxes fully paid."
It means a lot.

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@covidstinks2023

Just sold my homing pigeon on ebay for the 22nd time!

Am I getting older, or is the supermarket finally playing great music?

I just did a weeks worth of cardio by walking into a spider web!

I wish I had a pair of skinny GENES!

Ban pre-shredded cheese....make America GRATE again!

I wish I was a thin as my patience!

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The honing pigeon joke! Oh my! Haha! 🩷

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