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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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I was lucky enough to be passing thru Vegas back in '91 when Rodney Dangerfield was in town and, miraculously got a ticket right before his set began. It was an hour with just him and a guy with a snare drum & cymbal. Never laughed so hard in my life. I know he always claimed that he got no respect, but he got mine that night. Him and Henny were rare birds.
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3 ReactionsI used to detail cars for a living, and the funnest job I ever had was doing some trim work on the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.
I relished it.
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Opinions are one of the many blessings we all have, there are no right or wrong,
just opinions.
Blessings to all.
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3 ReactionsI never would have flown on a 737 Max-9 if I'd known that Boeing is an onomatopoiea.
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6 ReactionsA Chinese doctor can’t find a job in America, so he opens his own clinic…
Six months later, a lawyer walks by the clinic and notices there’s a sign outside that says “TREATMENT COST $20, IF WE CAN’T CURE YOU GET $100 BACK.” The lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic. The doctor comes right up to him as he enters.
Doctor: “What seem to be problem?”
Lawyer: “I’ve lost my sense of taste.”
Doctor: “Nurse, please bring medicine from Box 14 and put three drops on his tongue.”
She fetches the medicine and walks over to the lawyer.
Nurse: “Open your mouth nice and wide for me sir.”
When the drops of medicine hit his tongue, the lawyer coughs and sputters.
Lawyer: “That’s not medicine, it’s kerosene!”
Doctor: “Congrats, your taste restored. $20 please.”
Annoyed, the lawyer pays the doctor $20 and then leaves. Still determined to get the $100, he comes back a few days later and the doctor immediately recognizes him.
Doctor: “Back again?”
Lawyer: “I’m sorry, have we met before? You see, I’ve lost my memory.”
Doctor: “Nurse, please bring medicine from Box 14 and put three drops on his tongue.”
Nurse: “Open wide and say ahh for me.”
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When the drops of medicine hit his tongue, the lawyer coughs and sputters.
Lawyer: “More kerosene? You gave me this last time for restoring my taste.”
Doctor: “Congrats, your memory back. $20 please.”
Fuming, the lawyer pays the doctor $20, and then leaves. More determined than ever, the lawyer waits a whole week this time before returning. The doctor recognizes him again.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak. I think I’m going blind.”
Doctor: “Sadly, I have no medicine for that, so I give you $100.”
The lawyer stares at the note.
Lawyer: “But this is $20, not $100!”
Doctor: “Congrats, your eyesight restored. $20 please.”
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Love this!
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I want to turn my helicopter into an airplane, but I can't find plans ANYWHERE !.
Guess I'll just have to wing it.
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3 ReactionsI strive to be the kind of person
my dog thinks I am.
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