How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@tim1028

Patient: I'm terrified of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Patient: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Therapist: Oh, I see!
Patient: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Therapist: Are you ok?

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Patient: I'm terrified of random letters.
Therapist: U R ?
Patient:
AAAAAAHHH!!!!
Therapist: O I C
Patient:
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Therapist: R U O K ?
Patient:
AAAAHHHHH!!!

ChatGPT still has a ways to go ....

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@shirleyrawlins

Problems that are overblown:
--quicksand
--people offering me drugs
--getting lost in the Bermuda Triangle
Problems I was not sufficiently warned about:
--arguing with grocery store robots about unexpected items in the bagging areas
--not remembering my passwords
--existential dread

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I could tell a joke about oral sex and the Bermuda Triangle, but I won't.

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@tim1028

Patient: I'm terrified of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Patient: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Therapist: Oh, I see!
Patient: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Therapist: Are you ok?

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Did you hear about the guy who was jogging
thru the crosswalk with his head down and got hit by a car?

It was a ran dumb accident.

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Did a little mechanic work today. Installed a rear end in a recliner.

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@kamama94

Did a little mechanic work today. Installed a rear end in a recliner.

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Funny!

Reminds me of a tshirt I once had:

"Old truckers never die.
They just get a new Peterbilt."

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@kamama94

Did a little mechanic work today. Installed a rear end in a recliner.

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I once installed bucket seats for Colonel Sanders.

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Comic Relief - Babies, 3 Links

Convos With My 2-Year-Old - "The Cookie"

(oldie, but goodie, this was making the rounds of the internet about 10 years ago)

Actual Conversations with a man’s 2 year old daughter
As re-enacted by the father and another full-grown man


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Compilation - Babies Escaping Their Cribs

(oldie, but goodie, this was making the rounds of the internet about 7 years ago)


Full disclosure. My parents put me in a wooden crib. They discovered me trying to chew my way through the bars!!! Prison Break!!!

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Kung Fu Baby

(oldie, but goodie, this was making the rounds of the internet about 10 years ago)


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Wife: What was that noise?
Husband: My shirt fell.
Wife: It sounded louder than that.
Husband: I was in it at the time.

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A male human grows up to be a grown man.
But when he becomes a father and starts telling Dad jokes, he's a groan man.

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A policeman called a station on his radio and said, "I'm investigating a case where a woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."

The announcer asked, "Have you arrested her?"

"Not yet," the cop answered. "The floor's still wet."

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