How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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tim1028 | @tim1028 | Apr 12, 2024

Telephome operator: 'Incontinence Hotline. Please hold. Someone will be with you shortly"

itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 13, 2024

In reply to @tim1028 "Telephome operator: 'Incontinence Hotline. Please hold. Someone will be with you shortly"" + (show)

Don't know why they use the term "incontinence".

If you've run out of room for your contents, how come it's not "out of continence"?

That's the term I could more easily countenance.

itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 13, 2024

In reply to @tim1028 "Telephome operator: 'Incontinence Hotline. Please hold. Someone will be with you shortly"" + (show)

I solved my incontinence problem by spending more time at sea.

itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 13, 2024

My pet insurance offers a discount if you have three or more mallards, but with all of the de-duck-tibles, it's basically a wash.

tim1028 | @tim1028 | Apr 13, 2024

Thanks to all you good folks who post a laugh here. It brightens my day.

Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Apr 13, 2024

"A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, 'I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.' He turned around and
said, 'So, you want me to stay?'"

Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Apr 13, 2024

A Husband and Wife at Custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex wife: "I brought him into this world so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks towards the Ex husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex husband thought long and hard about his response, after a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out. Is it mine or the machines?"