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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 23, 2024
In reply to @scottrl "I'm running for President. My platform: Stop Americans from eating sliced cheese. Yes, folks, it's time..." + (show)
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I'm running for President.

My platform: Stop Americans from eating sliced cheese.

Yes, folks, it's time to Make America Grate Again!

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I'm running for President.

My platform: Bring home fireplace fixtures production back to the U S.

Yes, folks, it's time to Make American Grates Again!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 23, 2024
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It's okay to fall apart sometimess--tacos do, and we still love them.

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What Elvis Presley tune do chickens like the best?

"Can't Help Fowling in Love".

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Scott R L | @scottrl | Mar 23, 2024
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I think that's mighty gouda you, Scott!

However, this plan fails to address several other wedge issues brought up by the cheese catering industry.

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Not to mention that my foreign policy needs work.

Too many holes in my relationship with the Swiss.

And I got in big trouble in the Bible Belt when they misunderstood me.
All I said was that I didn't care for cheeses of Nazareth.

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Jake | @jakedduck1 | Mar 23, 2024
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What Elvis Presley tune do chickens like the best?

"Can't Help Fowling in Love".

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@itchyd
I think you're reaching but appreciate your contribution, lol
Jake

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Mar 23, 2024

Did you know that replacing your potato chips with grapefruit as a snack can use up to 90% of what
little joy you still have left in your life?

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Scott R L | @scottrl | Mar 23, 2024
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Did you know that replacing your potato chips with grapefruit as a snack can use up to 90% of what
little joy you still have left in your life?

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It's like the old joke:

If you give drinking, eating what you like, and having fun, you won't actually live any longer, it will just *seem* longer.

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Mar 23, 2024
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It's like the old joke:

If you give drinking, eating what you like, and having fun, you won't actually live any longer, it will just *seem* longer.

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That's good as well.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 23, 2024
In reply to @scottrl "Not to mention that my foreign policy needs work. Too many holes in my relationship with..." + (show)
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Not to mention that my foreign policy needs work.

Too many holes in my relationship with the Swiss.

And I got in big trouble in the Bible Belt when they misunderstood me.
All I said was that I didn't care for cheeses of Nazareth.

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" .... cheeses of Nazareth.."

That's way too funny, man !

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 23, 2024
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It's like the old joke:

If you give drinking, eating what you like, and having fun, you won't actually live any longer, it will just *seem* longer.

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One of Einstein's early thought experiments to
explain the twin paradox, in fact, proved this ....

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Scott R L | @scottrl | Mar 23, 2024
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" .... cheeses of Nazareth.."

That's way too funny, man !

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Thanks. That is actually an old joke of my Dad's. He used to work for a cheese company, and he liked to say that they were going to start importing products from the Holy Land -- Cheeses of Nazareth.

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