How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Can't find the answer to these questions:

What do you call a male ladybug?
Why don't they call moustaches mouthbrows?
Why doesn't glue stick to the insisde of the bottle?
What do they call their good plates in China?
If a fly didn't have wings, would we call it a walk?
Do fish ever get thirsty?

You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.

Feeling socold you scold.

“Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.”
― Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Responses to your questions, Shirley:

A male ladybug is called a trans-pest-ite.

You can call a mustache a mouthbrow, if you want ........
But, its a pretty lowbrow term.

My glue got sticky in the bottle, and I sued Elmer's. They asked me to reconsider because they were'nt insured. So, I said, "Sorry, but that's not my problem. I'd suggest you colloids of London."

In China, they call their good plates, chow mein. The not-so-good stuff is lo-mein.

If a fly didn't have wings, we might call it a walk. Unless it had a long way to go ... then we'd call it a cab.

Do fish ever get thirsty?
No, but they've had it up to their gills with breathing the stuff.

"The radar's showing some heavy weather coming in ... but it's also picking up a thousand Russian ICBM's over Alaska .... so I wouldn't sweat the storms."

Loosely paraphrasing the late, great George Carlin doing one of his Hippy Dippy Weatherman routines.

Karaoke night at The Crowbar is always a big disappointment.

Sorry, but they don't serve mynahs.

Where's Scott?

It's okay to fall apart sometimess--tacos do, and we still love them.

When sodium says Na Na Na, chlorine (Cl) says, let's Bond with Consensual Love