How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Feb 15 10:37am

Singing in the shower is ok until you get shampoo in your mouth -then it's a soap opera.

itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 16 8:50am

In reply to @kamama94 "Singing in the shower is ok until you get shampoo in your mouth -then it's a..." + (show)

🤣

Thanks, kamama!

itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 16 9:26am

In reply to @kamama94 "I once swallowed a bunch of synonyms. It have me thesaurus throat I ever had." + (show)

Reminded me of that joke the kid told in the 1st Jurassic Park film:

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saurus

itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 16 9:39am

In reply to @samcal9977zz "(clean working) comedian Brian Regan Clip about going to the doctor: "That's where it doesn't hurt!"..." + (show)

Loved the one about the giraffe throat, throat and throat doctor ...

frances007 | @frances007 | Feb 16 9:40am

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

I didn't use to finish my sentences, but now I

I just let my mind wander and then it did not come back.

Few women admit their age, fewer men act it.

And finally,
A particularly beautiful woman is a source of terror. As a rule, a beautiful woman is a terrible disappointment.

itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 16 9:53am

In reply to @frances007 "What happens when you get scared half to death twice? I didn't use to finish my..." + (show)

How come when you mix 1% milk with half-and-half you don't get 2%?

frances007 | @frances007 | Feb 16 9:58am

"Why can't dogs work the TV remote? Because they always hit the paws button".

"Why do dogs like conjunctions? They just love buts".

A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’

Walking past a veterinary clinic, a woman noticed a small boy and his dog waiting outside. ‘Are you here to see Dr Meyer?’ she asked. ‘Yes,’ the boy said. ‘I’m having my dog put in neutral.’