How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 1 11:35pm

In reply to @rosemarya "Did you hear about the new restaurant that is opening on the moon? Good food, but..." + (show)

If McDonalds wanted to open a franchise on Uranus, would you let them?

I'd consider it, as long as they didn't include a drive-thru.

shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Feb 3 4:46pm

--Cowboys in the old west used to hang lanterns on their saddles at night to help them find their way home.
This was an early form of saddle light navigation.

--The three symptoms of laziness:
#1.

zeip8288 | @zeip8288 | Feb 4 11:17am

So, I would imagine that most of you have never heard of the 2 ancient and famous Greek Urologists-- Testiclese and Scroticus!

shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Feb 4 12:54pm

In reply to @joybo99 "Sometimes it's genetics. That's my story and I'm sticking to it! PS. I'm down to a..." + (show)

If it's not chocolate (caramel too), it's not candy.

shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Feb 4 1:01pm

The fact that Kansas and Arkansas aren't pronounced the same bothers me more than it should.
--pronouncing words that end in "ough": cough, bough, rough, dough, through
--is the "S" or the "C" silent in SCENT?
--Why does fridge have a "D" in it, but refrigerator doesn't?
--Why are Zoey and Zoe pronounced the same, but Joey and Joe aren't?
--Why can you drink a drink, but you can't food a food?
--the word "QUEUE" is just a Q followed by four silent lettes.

Scott R L | @scottrl | Feb 4 4:11pm

In reply to @shirleyrawlins "The fact that Kansas and Arkansas aren't pronounced the same bothers me more than it should...." + (show)

It's like George Bernard Shaw's "ghoti" -- which he said was pronounced "fish".

("gh" as in "rough"; "o" as in "women"; "ti" as in "friction".)

shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Feb 4 4:20pm

Scott,
Yes. When I taught Spanish, I gave this example to my students to show how convulated English pronunciation was compared to Spanish.
I have the greatest respect for those who have to learn English as a second language.