How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 8, 2024

In reply to @kamama94 "Before the crowbar was invented, crows drank at home." + (show)

I talked to some birds that have been to one of those crow bars ... and they can't stop raven about it.

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 8, 2024

In reply to @frances007 "I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. If you’re not part of the..." + (show)

The hydrogen atom in the particle accelerator regarded himself as the life of the party .....
but everyone else thought he was just another crashing Bohr.

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 8, 2024

In reply to @kamama94 "A photograph of Putin propped on top of a box of round snack crackers should remind..." + (show)

You've told some corny jokes before kamama .... but this one is just plain Vlad.

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 8, 2024

In reply to @frances007 "It's not true that life is one damn thing after another-it's one damn thing over and..." + (show)

Beavers feel that way about their jobs .... just one dam thing after another.

frances007 | @frances007 | Mar 8, 2024

in reply to @itchyd
My chemistry experiment exploded.
It's okay because oxidants happen.

I cannot remember the name of that element, but it is on top of my tungsten.

Make a proton and stay positive.

What emotional disorder does chromatograph suffer from? Separation anxiety.

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 8, 2024

In reply to @kamama94 "Before the crowbar was invented, crows drank at home." + (show)

Mama and Papa crowbar just went on and on about their new baby .... because she was their pried and joy.

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 8, 2024

In reply to @frances007 "in reply to @itchyd My chemistry experiment exploded. It's okay because oxidants happen. I cannot remember..." + (show)

Sorry to hear about your accident ... but sometimes when you add too much Oxygen, one of the byproducts is BO2M.

frances007 | @frances007 | Mar 8, 2024

In reply to @itchyd "Sorry to hear about your accident ... but sometimes when you add too much Oxygen, one..." + (show)

LOL. What are you ? A chemist?

frances007 | @frances007 | Mar 8, 2024

Why did the bear dissolve in water? It was a polar bear.
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up, they’d be alloys.
People say I'm obsessed with chemistry jokes, "beryllium" not… (But really I'm not)
Somewhere, in the universe, there is a world with no war, no hate, no hunger, and no poverty. And also no oxygen.

frances007 | @frances007 | Mar 8, 2024

Grace:
" I saw grief drinking a cup of sorrow and I called out: "It tastes sweet does it not?" "You've caught me," Grief answered, and "you have ruined my business. How can I sell sorrow, when you know it is a blessing?"
-Rumi