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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Feb 1 11:16am

Either you love bacon, or you're wrong.

I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue.
I thought Australians usually boo meringue.

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Scott R L | @scottrl | Feb 1 1:39pm
In reply to @seabright2001 "I like Dolly Parton’s attitude on dumb blonde jokes. She said they don’t bother her because..." + (show)
@seabright2001

I like Dolly Parton’s attitude on dumb blonde jokes. She said they don’t bother her because she knows she isn’t dumb and she knows she isn’t blonde.

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When asked how long it takes to style her hair, Dolly Parton replied:
"I don't know. I'm never there when it happens."

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 1 7:54pm
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "Either you love bacon, or you're wrong. I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the..." + (show)
@shirleyrawlins

Either you love bacon, or you're wrong.

I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue.
I thought Australians usually boo meringue.

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OUCH!

Every once in a while, I'll get a Taco Bell "boomerang" burrito. Love 'em, but about a half hour after I eat one, it always comes back to haunt me.

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Feb 1 8:15pm
In reply to @itchyd "OUCH! Every once in a while, I'll get a Taco Bell "boomerang" burrito. Love 'em, but..." + (show)
@itchyd

OUCH!

Every once in a while, I'll get a Taco Bell "boomerang" burrito. Love 'em, but about a half hour after I eat one, it always comes back to haunt me.

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I've never heard of a boomerang burrito

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 1 8:18pm
In reply to @kamama94 "I just flew in for a ravioli convention. Boyardees arms tired!" + (show)
@kamama94

I just flew in for a ravioli convention. Boyardees arms tired!

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Did Kamama cook up this ravioli joke from scratch?

Since it's Chef Boyardee, I'm guessing it's canned.

But, I wouldn't put it pasta.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 1 8:22pm
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "I've never heard of a boomerang burrito" + (show)
@shirleyrawlins

I've never heard of a boomerang burrito

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It's a play on words. People sometimes call something that backfires on them, a boomerang. So, the idea is that the burrito causes a gastric disturbance that .....
.. well I'm sure you catch my drift.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 1 10:44pm
In reply to @jakedduck1 "Thinking Tongue Twister I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I..." + (show)
@jakedduck1

Thinking Tongue Twister

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

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I tawt I taw a Puttytat ...

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 1 10:53pm
In reply to @rosemarya "Did you hear about the new restaurant that is opening on the moon? Good food, but..." + (show)
@rosemarya

Did you hear about the new restaurant that is opening on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere!

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Did you hear about the new burger joint that just opened on Saturn?

Great rings.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 1 11:13pm
In reply to @rosemarya "Did you hear about the new restaurant that is opening on the moon? Good food, but..." + (show)
@rosemarya

Did you hear about the new restaurant that is opening on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere!

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I just went to the grand opening special at that new oyster bar on Venus.

Every order's half off.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 1 11:22pm
In reply to @rosemarya "Did you hear about the new restaurant that is opening on the moon? Good food, but..." + (show)
@rosemarya

Did you hear about the new restaurant that is opening on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere!

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I just got back from that new restaurant on The Red Planet.

Food's OK, but the service stinks, which really mars the experience.

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