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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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geekygirl9 | @geekygirl9 | Jan 27, 2024
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Times were hard and Farmer Brown had to consolidate and sell off so much of the storage space for his four grain crops that he was afraid he wouldn't have room for any of them.

First to go were the bins for crop #1, wheat, and he worried.
Next, the silos for crop #2, corn, disappeared and his anxiety level mounted.
When the same thing happened for his 3rd crop, sorghum, he became frantic.
Hopes of retaining any stores at all were dwindling away to almost nothing.

Gloom and doom ....

Then, just as it looked like all was lost, he finally got the good news about crop #4 and was so excited that he could barley contain himself.

Groan ... sorry about that ...

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Oh, that's pretty corny XD.

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geekygirl9 | @geekygirl9 | Jan 27, 2024

Don't let anyone ever tell you that an Apple a day keeps the doctor away. I tried it and had to go to the ER the first day, and I had to buy a new phone besides!

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geekygirl9 | @geekygirl9 | Jan 27, 2024

I was happy working for peanuts until I found out I had an allergy.

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geekygirl9 | @geekygirl9 | Jan 27, 2024

When my friend suggested I try a vegetarian diet, I told her I was too chicken.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 27, 2024
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Don't let anyone ever tell you that an Apple a day keeps the doctor away. I tried it and had to go to the ER the first day, and I had to buy a new phone besides!

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You're lucky you decided not to try a big MAC.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 27, 2024
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When my friend suggested I try a vegetarian diet, I told her I was too chicken.

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When my friend suggested I add tripe to my diet, I somewhat sheepishly told her that I didn't think I could stomach it.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 27, 2024
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I was happy working for peanuts until I found out I had an allergy.

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Planters kept their mascot working for peanuts because he was barely worth his salt.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 27, 2024
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When my friend suggested I try a vegetarian diet, I told her I was too chicken.

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When Foghorn Leghorn told me that he had once been a vegetarian, I told him, "I was too, chicken."

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 27, 2024
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Frankly, as a Black guy with an advanced degree, when does it stop…

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Aye, Cappy,

As a white guy with a sheepskin from an unaccredited university, I'm afraid that I just can't say with any degree of certainty, what the issue is ....

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 27, 2024
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Oh, that's pretty corny XD.

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True.

But, I did get your ear, and I'm hoping there may be a kernel of truth to it.
I'm counting on that joke going over well.
I could use some good news, because lately, my corn jokes, while always my stalk in trade, have pretty much been crop, and more of a tassel than they're worth.

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