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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 27 6:08am
In reply to @agedp "Frankly, as a blond with an advanced degree, I am tired of and, more importantly, insulted..." + (show)
@agedp

Frankly, as a blond with an advanced degree, I am tired of and, more importantly, insulted by blond jokes. Substitute "Black" for blond and you will understand.

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Frankly, as an old Michelin steel belted radial with an advanced degree of road wear, I am just plain tired.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 27 6:19am
In reply to @agedp "Frankly, as a blond with an advanced degree, I am tired of and, more importantly, insulted..." + (show)
@agedp

Frankly, as a blond with an advanced degree, I am tired of and, more importantly, insulted by blond jokes. Substitute "Black" for blond and you will understand.

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Frankly, as an old sot with an advanced degree of cirrhosis, I've never been a fan of blondes.

I find they pale in comparison to other ales.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 27 6:25am
In reply to @geekygirl9 "Every time my brother's gone to Barrett Jackson, he's come back exhausted!" + (show)
@geekygirl9

Every time my brother's gone to Barrett Jackson, he's come back exhausted!

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Every time my car goes to Midas, it comes back exhausted.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 27 6:58am
In reply to @agedp "Frankly, as a blond with an advanced degree, I am tired of and, more importantly, insulted..." + (show)
@agedp

Frankly, as a blond with an advanced degree, I am tired of and, more importantly, insulted by blond jokes. Substitute "Black" for blond and you will understand.

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A long time ago, when I still had hair, it was blonde, and I found the jokes about my hair color so distressing that I decided to shave my head.

Afterward, newly
dis-tressed, I was no longer distressed.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 27 7:35am
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "I started out with nothing and still have most of it." + (show)
@shirleyrawlins

I started out with nothing and still have most of it.

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Nil, Nada and Void walked into a bar and ordered nothing in particular.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 27 7:40am
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "I started out with nothing and still have most of it." + (show)
@shirleyrawlins

I started out with nothing and still have most of it.

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The law firm of Nil, Nada and Void special in no fault divorce cases.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 27 7:43am

When Cher divorced Sonny, she refused her first lawyer's offer to do the job pro bono.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 27 8:57am

Feeling that he lost Aesop's famous race unfairly, the hare contested the finish and sued on grounds of tortoise interference.

Truth be told, most readers have never bought the fable, feeling the author just felt sorry for the tortoise and wrote it as a sop.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 27 9:12am

The marathoner, worrying about the competition and feeling he needed an edge, decided to shed the weight of his shoes and other clothing and ran the race only in his birthday suit.

His strategy worked and he eked out a win, barely beating the field.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 27 9:14am

Another oldie, but moldy:

Did you hear about the streaker in church?

They caught him by the organ.

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