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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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imallears | @imallears | Sep 15, 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who took hay to bed with him just so that he could feed his night mare?

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After staying home so much these past few months I can understand why dogs chew furniture.

FL Mary

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Chris, Alumni Mentor | @artscaping | Sep 15, 2020
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After staying home so much these past few months I can understand why dogs chew furniture.

FL Mary

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@imallears, Lovely and compassionate observation.
Chris

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imallears | @imallears | Sep 15, 2020
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@imallears, Lovely and compassionate observation.
Chris

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@artscaping
chuckle

FL Mary

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Sep 16, 2020

The poet:

He’s a poet
But he doesn’t know it
But his big toes show it
Because they’re Longfellows.

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marvinjsturing | @marvinjsturing | Sep 16, 2020

A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is is harder to toot or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Sep 16, 2020
In reply to @marvinjsturing "A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two..." + (show)
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A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is is harder to toot or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"

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@marvinjsturing
Good tongue twister
Jake

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Ginger, Volunteer Mentor | @gingerw | Sep 16, 2020
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A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is is harder to toot or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"

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@marvinjsturing That reminds me of the one: "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Ginger

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Sep 16, 2020

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy
Wuzzy?

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Teresa, Volunteer Mentor | @hopeful33250 | Sep 16, 2020
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A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is is harder to toot or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"

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I love that tongue twister, @marvinjsturing! Thanks for adding a chuckle to my day.

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Sep 16, 2020
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A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is is harder to toot or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"

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I’ve heard the ones about pipers, pumpkins, seashells, and more, but this is my first time with tooting tutors. Well done.

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