How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Good morning!
😂😂

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@kensiejames OMG!! This is priceless. My dad always said two things about baldness. Grass doesn't grow on busy streets. And the other is that God only made so many perfect heads. On the rest, he put hair. Thank you for making me smile today.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One's very heavy and the other's a little lighter.

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@kensiejames OMG!! This is priceless. My dad always said two things about baldness. Grass doesn't grow on busy streets. And the other is that God only made so many perfect heads. On the rest, he put hair. Thank you for making me smile today.

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@kensiejames ...I think I just used up my next 24 hours!!

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After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he.

“I don’t understand,” he complained to God. “I devoted my entire life to my congregation.”

“Our policy here in heaven is to reward results,” God explained. “Now, was your congregation well attuned to you whenever you gave a sermon?”

“Well,” the minister had to admit, “Some in the congregation fell asleep from time to time.”

“Exactly,” said God, “and when people rode in this man’s taxi, they not only stayed wake, they even prayed.”

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@triciaot
My mother drove a cab in Washington, D.C., for thirty-three years and went to heaven!!!

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