How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@captboat
🎉Congratulations🎉 on not being a relic.
I’m a youngster of 73 and I’m a relic.
How'd you manage not becoming a relic?
Jake

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90 is the new 89.

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@lacy2
NAH!
Spellcheck changed it from Direct TV (no rabbit ears)

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Hey Mary,
Have you been chowing down any of my aquatic friends lately?
Still having your sample piece of dark “yucky” chocolate?
Jake

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Sadly I have not had any octopus but I did have duck legs last night at a
burger place Quack!. Thought it was chicken..very tasty although I am not a
fan of fried food..shared a very good burger.

Tonight is pizza ..family here..tmrw is salmon before we head out to
outdoor theater.

Always have my one piece of dark chocolate . Got a tub of dark chocolate
peanut butter cups from trader joes . Sublime

Stay well..eat chocolate, drink wine and you can be as old as me
FL Mary

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🤬How anyone could eat a
🦆duck🦆 is beyond my comprehension🤬
I wish you would leave my duckie friends alone. I won't be coming for a visit after all. I’m afraid I’d end up on the barbacue.
Jake

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🤬How anyone could eat a
🦆duck🦆 is beyond my comprehension🤬
I wish you would leave my duckie friends alone. I won't be coming for a visit after all. I’m afraid I’d end up on the barbacue.
Jake

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gotta let em swim in a pond.

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@jakedduck1
gotta let em swim in a pond.

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Okay I will let them into the pool. Not wild about duck eating anyway. We have gators here. Couple years ago one was walking on my street..we live near the water and I can see the Anclote from my living room.
Lots of deer here too. Another morning the entire family of deer including the big buck was on our front lawn. Couldn’t get the phone out of my pocket fast enough to take a picture.
We have a reserve in our subdivision so we see occasional bobcats and large turtles. Bugs and squirrels galore. Welcome to Florida.

FL Mary

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@imallears
Hi, You have quite an adventure park outside your doorstep.

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@jakedduck1
Unless you are a holy object, which I doubt Jake, you are not a relic. You are not even just plain “up in years” I will be 85 this month and I don’t consider myself a relic, old, slow, old fashioned or any other term that can be used. I am still dancing around, active and involved.
You are witty and involved and you sound like fun.

Go forth and dazzle you sweet tooth young thing.

FL Mary

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@imallears
Thank you Fl Mary for the
“none-relic”support. My secret: “ I HAVE THE JOY OF THE LORD DOWN IN MY HEART…AND IT OVERFLOWS!” The post that said I use laughter as my best medicine was right!!!
@capboat

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@imallears
Thank you Fl Mary for the
“none-relic”support. My secret: “ I HAVE THE JOY OF THE LORD DOWN IN MY HEART…AND IT OVERFLOWS!” The post that said I use laughter as my best medicine was right!!!
@capboat

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@captboat AMEN!

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@zenren14
Not for long, soon Bambi, turtle soup and squirrel fricassee will be on her dinner plate!
@imallears: Why don't you eat some of those alligators 🐊, it's good.
Bon appétit,
Jake

And for dessert, you can have some chocolate covered bugs. 🐜 🐞 🐛 yummy. You can wash it down with some blood wine. I haven't seen that for a while, but I might be able to round you some up.

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