How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Mar 19 9:22am

What do mermaids use to wash their fins? Tide.

(from Someone Else)

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Mar 19 9:25am

My adaptation of another post from Someone Else:

The other day someone assaulted me with milk. I'm still indignant. How dairy do that!

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 19 9:49am

In reply to @kamama94 "Don't date mathematicians, they're always hung up over an ex." + (show)

All my exes live in Texas ...instruments.

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 19 9:58am

In reply to @kamama94 "What do mermaids use to wash their fins? Tide. (from Someone Else)" + (show)

What do you call a transgender mermaid?

Ethel Merman.

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 19 10:17am

In reply to @kamama94 "Don't date mathematicians, they're always hung up over an ex." + (show)

... and when you ask them why, they say, "that's for you to figure out."

(This is a prime example of a joke that asymptotically approaches funny).

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 19 10:25am

In reply to @itchyd "What do you call a transgender mermaid? Ethel Merman." + (show)

What do you call a transgender mermaid who's hard to understand?

Ethel Murmurin.

(Someone please stop me before I joke again!)

my44 | @my44 | Mar 19 10:55am

In reply to @itchyd "What do you call a transgender mermaid who's hard to understand? Ethel Murmurin. (Someone please stop..." + (show)

Sorry...@kamama94 won't let us. 😢

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 19 9:07pm

In reply to @kamama94 "My adaptation of another post from Someone Else: The other day someone assaulted me with milk...." + (show)

One of the great unsolved mathematical mysteries is why Half-and-Half isn't whole milk.

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 19 11:34pm

Borrowed without permission from Somebody Else's cousin, If All Else Fails:

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday, losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, perplexed and speechless.

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 20 2:25pm

Snapped this selfie at 4:01 A.M. (CT) 2day on the way back to Tierra Madre from a brief trip to sunnier climes (Needed a break from the Wisconsin winter).

"Hey" to Kamama & FM.

P.S.: I landed safely after almost colliding with debris from one of the several recent Space-Hex RUD (Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly) events, and am back to thinning my overgrown cedar stand.
😁