How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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No, this is too much fun. :=)

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@kamama94, I won't deny you your fun. 😊

Okay @itchyd keep 'em coming! 😊

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I'm like Avis: I'm #2, but I try harder.

(No! NOT that kind of #2)
😁

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Thanks for clarifying #2 and getting that first image out of my mind. 🤣

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins? Tide.

(from Someone Else)

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My adaptation of another post from Someone Else:

The other day someone assaulted me with milk. I'm still indignant. How dairy do that!

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Don't date mathematicians, they're always hung up over an ex.

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All my exes live in Texas ...instruments.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins? Tide.

(from Someone Else)

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What do you call a transgender mermaid?

Ethel Merman.

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Don't date mathematicians, they're always hung up over an ex.

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... and when you ask them why, they say, "that's for you to figure out."

(This is a prime example of a joke that asymptotically approaches funny).

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What do you call a transgender mermaid?

Ethel Merman.

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What do you call a transgender mermaid who's hard to understand?

Ethel Murmurin.

(Someone please stop me before I joke again!)

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What do you call a transgender mermaid who's hard to understand?

Ethel Murmurin.

(Someone please stop me before I joke again!)

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Sorry...@kamama94 won't let us. 😢

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My adaptation of another post from Someone Else:

The other day someone assaulted me with milk. I'm still indignant. How dairy do that!

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One of the great unsolved mathematical mysteries is why Half-and-Half isn't whole milk.

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