How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

@jakedduck1

What did the grape do when stepped on?
He let out a little wine.

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@jakedduck1 LOL I like that one so cute thanks keep them coming . Here's one why is the sky so high So the birds won't hit there heads

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@jakedduck1

What did the grape do when stepped on?
He let out a little wine.

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@jakeduck1
My kind of joke

What to you call a wine hangover?
The grape depression.

I trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine. He’s a Bordeaux collie.

Yuka yuka
Fl Mary

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Our cleaning lady just called and told us that she will be working from home, and that she will send us the instructions on what to do along with her bill.

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@rosemarya

Our cleaning lady just called and told us that she will be working from home, and that she will send us the instructions on what to do along with her bill.

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@rosemarya
Oh that's great!😂😂😂 Did you hear me burst out laughing?
FL Mary

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@rosemarya
Thank you Rosemary, as Linda would say “keep them coming”
Jake

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Here's one before I go to bed. What is the weakest part of the car The nut holding the steering wheel

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@jakedduck1

What did the grape do when stepped on?
He let out a little wine.

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Corny but good, @jakedduck1. Thanks for the smile.

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@rosemarya

Our cleaning lady just called and told us that she will be working from home, and that she will send us the instructions on what to do along with her bill.

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@rosemarya I love this. I must admit, our house does not look nearly as good as it did when we had our cleaning woman every other week. I told her to not hold our spot but she insisted. I think I need to call her and tell her to let it go. She has had COVID so that makes it more difficult because I thought since she had that she could not get it again. but now they are saying you can have it more than once so she still could be a carrier.

The thing I miss the most though is going to the grocery store and selecting my own produce and meats. If we weren't having such a hot summer I wouldn't mind my newly, longish hair.
JK

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I stole this from a girlfriends facebook page:

The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with a very limited memory.
Just 1 byte and everything crashed!

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@rosemarya

I stole this from a girlfriends facebook page:

The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with a very limited memory.
Just 1 byte and everything crashed!

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@rosemarya
Very good Rosemary I enjoyed that.
Jake

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@lioness

Here's one before I go to bed. What is the weakest part of the car The nut holding the steering wheel

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@lioness
That’s a good one Linda, I am assuming you didn’t have me in mind when you wrote that.
I’ve been driving for five days now not a ticket or an accident yet, who says there’s no such thing as miracles
Jake

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@rosemarya

I stole this from a girlfriends facebook page:

The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with a very limited memory.
Just 1 byte and everything crashed!

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@rosemarya that was so cute ROFL

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@jakedduck1

@lioness
That’s a good one Linda, I am assuming you didn’t have me in mind when you wrote that.
I’ve been driving for five days now not a ticket or an accident yet, who says there’s no such thing as miracles
Jake

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@jakedduck No I didn't at least it wasn't on the ticket I don't think I'll look again and yep your right it was YOU sorry Leonard

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Settle back for this 'treat ' (2 minutes) from the Piano Guys –
LIVE Concert CORONAVIRUS ETUDE For Piano and Disinfecting Wipe

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@gingerw

@jakedduck1 Well, I carry a knife everyday. A knife has been daily part of my life since age 10, when my dad allowed me to get my first folding Case knife at Thrifty Drug Store [funny how some moments stay in your memory].
Ginger

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This won't be funny but it's about carrying a knife. I'm not sure how old I was, but very young. I always carried a pocket knife. My wife gave me a "Buck-Brand" knife for our 20th anniversary.(1980). 10 years later I lost it while helping a friend pour concrete.(1990) He replaced it with the exact same model. I still carry it "everyday" nearly 30 years later. I'd feel naked without it. oldbuck

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