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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jul 23, 2023

Singing in the shower is fun unless you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.

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fala | @fala | Jul 23, 2023
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A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado.
When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains.
"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
“It hasn't affected my brothers though."

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Thank you!
I seldom laugh out loud, but this one was that GOOD!!

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fala | @fala | Jul 23, 2023
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Thank you!
I seldom laugh out loud, but this one was that GOOD!!

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To John Bishop:
Thank you so much for your encouraging involvement in Connect.
It means SO MUCH!!
Gail/ Fala

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John, Volunteer Mentor | @johnbishop | Jul 23, 2023
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To John Bishop:
Thank you so much for your encouraging involvement in Connect.
It means SO MUCH!!
Gail/ Fala

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@fala Thank you for the kind words and all the encouragement & support you provide on Connect too!

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jul 23, 2023

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week”. The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.” The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Congress came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I cannot accept money from. you. I'm doing community service this week”. The Member of Congress
was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Congress lined up waiting for a free haircut.

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gina5009 | @gina5009 | Jul 23, 2023
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I would like to join whatever weight loss program my wallet is on because its working wonders

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Please tell me your secrets. It is bad enough I weigh to much, but with Pregabolin It is worse. The Pregabolin works wonders for my Neuralgia, but I gained 10 lbs the first month on this med. Believe me, I don't need even one pound more.
Gina5009

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jul 23, 2023
In reply to @gina5009 "Please tell me your secrets. It is bad enough I weigh to much, but with Pregabolin..." + (show)
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Please tell me your secrets. It is bad enough I weigh to much, but with Pregabolin It is worse. The Pregabolin works wonders for my Neuralgia, but I gained 10 lbs the first month on this med. Believe me, I don't need even one pound more.
Gina5009

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LOL, my wallet is thin but I am not. Whatever weight loss program my wallet uses is a mystery to me. ,wink, wink>

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Jul 24, 2023
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Not many people know that Yoda had a last name. It was LayHeeHoo!

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About Yoda's last name....
I must have read that joke 3 or 4 times be fore I got it...hahaha
thanks!

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Jul 24, 2023

A lizard got up on his hind legs and started telling jokes.

He was a stand-up chameleon.

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Jul 25, 2023

"What's for dinner?"

"Nothing."

"You said that yesterday."

"I made enough for two days."

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