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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Jun 7, 2023
In reply to @coffeedrinker "Your Descartes joke is one of the funniest I have heard in such a long time...." + (show)
@coffeedrinker

Your Descartes joke is one of the funniest I have heard in such a long time. It is definitely a classic in my book. I copied it and sent it to 10 of my most intelligent and educated friends. I guess that was a mistake. None of them got it. Upon explanation, you can hear the chuckle as it expanded to outright bursts of laughter. So, all were redeemed.

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The reason Lori's joke was so funny was because:
She didn't put Des Cartes
in front of Des Horse.
(Misspellings intended)

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imallears | @imallears | Jun 7, 2023
In reply to @lagrange5 "I was going to reply with a joke about oleo, but I didn't because the difference..." + (show)
@lagrange5

I was going to reply with a joke about oleo, but I didn't because the difference was marginal.

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@lagrange5

I laughed with Ghee

FL Mary

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march725 | @march725 | Jun 7, 2023

It's impossible for a kangaroo to get mad and storm off.

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Jun 7, 2023
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@imallears

@lagrange5

I laughed with Ghee

FL Mary

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It's a good thing you clarified that.

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imallears | @imallears | Jun 8, 2023
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@lagrange5

It's a good thing you clarified that.

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@lagrange

I like to spread my wisdom around.

FL Mary

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Jun 8, 2023
In reply to @imallears "@lagrange5 I laughed with Ghee FL Mary" + (show)
@imallears

@lagrange5

I laughed with Ghee

FL Mary

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@lagrange5 and @imallears….boy, you two are really churning out the butter jokes! Give yourselves a well deserved pat on the back but don’t spread yourself too thin!

Hey, what do you get when you eat butter, eggs, sugar, baking powder and raw eggs? A stomach cake.

Did you hear about the butter that was on a winning streak? It was on a roll… 😄

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Jun 8, 2023

This is such a great discussion group. I give a lot of credit to Mayo in Minnesota. It's a Land O Lakes with Blue Bonnet and Clover. You can easily find a Country Crock that is Spread in a Shedd. And there are buildings with Parkay floors. The people's diet is a Smart Balance, their word is their Promise, and you can hear someone say, "I can't believe it's not butter".

Ah yes, the cream of the crop.

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imallears | @imallears | Jun 8, 2023
In reply to @loribmt "@lagrange5 and @imallears….boy, you two are really churning out the butter jokes! Give yourselves a well..." + (show)
@loribmt

@lagrange5 and @imallears….boy, you two are really churning out the butter jokes! Give yourselves a well deserved pat on the back but don’t spread yourself too thin!

Hey, what do you get when you eat butter, eggs, sugar, baking powder and raw eggs? A stomach cake.

Did you hear about the butter that was on a winning streak? It was on a roll… 😄

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@loribmt and @lagrange5

Let's put a stop to the butter jokes or they will go on for e churn ity.

FL Mary

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Jun 9, 2023
In reply to @imallears "@loribmt and @lagrange5 Let's put a stop to the butter jokes or they will go on..." + (show)
@imallears

@loribmt and @lagrange5

Let's put a stop to the butter jokes or they will go on for e churn ity.

FL Mary

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FL Mary,

After Lagrange's post with every butter and non-butter brand name, I thought there couldn't be another butter joke left, but you found one!

What a hoot! The witticisms on this site make my day.

(Sorry, this post doesn't have a joke, just gratitude and encouragement for everybody!)

Have a great day and keep the jokes coming!

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Jun 9, 2023
In reply to @imallears "@loribmt and @lagrange5 Let's put a stop to the butter jokes or they will go on..." + (show)
@imallears

@loribmt and @lagrange5

Let's put a stop to the butter jokes or they will go on for e churn ity.

FL Mary

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About the winning butter on a roll--
He was creaming the opposition!

(Thanks to my husband for this contribution. You all may have guessed from my posts that I am not naturally funny! But I am very appreciative of all of you who are! Thanks!)

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