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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Jan 2, 2019

SPERM COUNTING

There was this guy that went to the doctor to get his sperm counted.The lady behind the desk handed him a jar and said, "Bring it back tomorrow, full." He says, "Okay, I'll be back tomorrow then."
Well he goes home and comes back the next day, and he hands the woman the jar. She says, "Nothing's in it." The man responds, "Well, I went home and I tried with my right hand and I tried with my left hand and nothing happend. I called my wife into the room, and she tried with her right hand and she tried with her left hand. Nothing still happend. Well, we called our neighbor and she came over, and she tried with her right hand ans she tried with her left hand, and still nothing happened.
And the woman behind the counter looked stunned and asked, "You asked your neighbor over to help you!?" And he says, "Yeah, we couldn't get the jar open."
Jake

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Jan 2, 2019

@lioness
Get your head out of the gutter so mine can flow through, lol
Jake

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Ron Rubenzer | @user_cha272278 | Jan 2, 2019

A joke for Jake– what do you call a cow with no legs–GROUND BEEF. From Dr. Rubenzer, in hospital with pneumonia, sepsis and UTI on New Year's eve.

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2011panc | @2011panc | Jan 2, 2019

More jokes for Jake . . .
What do you call a pig with no legs? . . . Ground Pork
What do you call a chicken with no legs? . . . Ground Chicken
What do you call a turkey with no legs? . . . Ground Turkey
Seeing a trend here?
What do you call a dog with no legs? . . . It does not matter, he won't come anyway.

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Jan 2, 2019
In reply to @2011panc "More jokes for Jake . . . What do you call a pig with no legs?..." + (show)
@2011panc

More jokes for Jake . . .
What do you call a pig with no legs? . . . Ground Pork
What do you call a chicken with no legs? . . . Ground Chicken
What do you call a turkey with no legs? . . . Ground Turkey
Seeing a trend here?
What do you call a dog with no legs? . . . It does not matter, he won't come anyway.

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@2011panc
Hey there,
Thanks for the contribution. Reminded me when I was in the sauna and a little kid came in telling jokes. He said “What do you call a cow with no legs…….ground beef. I recon you knew that.
Jake

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Parus | @parus | Jan 2, 2019

Why did the pony have a hard time giving a speech? He was a little horse.

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Jan 2, 2019

@parus
Thanks for sharing, lol
Jake

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Jan 10, 2019

Don’t tick off old people,
The older we get the less
“Life in prison” is a deterrent.

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