How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@loribmt

Last night I burned my Hawaiian Pizza!

Shoulda used aloha temperature.

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🤦‍♀️

FL Mary

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@loribmt
Well, I have to give you an E for effort.
Jake

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@lu91

A woman went to her doctor for a bladder problem and he told her he needed a specimen from her. She didn't know what a specimen was and she didn't want to look dumb so she just went home to ask her husband.
"Hey, Sam, the doctor says I have to give him a specimen. Do you know what a specimen is?"
"Heck no. Go ask Mrs O'Reilly next door. She thinks she knows everything."
About 20 minutes later the wife came back all messed up, dress torn and hair all messed up.
"What the heck happened to you?" asked the shocked Sam.
"Well, I asked Mrs. O'Reilly what a specimen is and she told me to go pee in a bottle so I told her to go crap in the lake and the fight was on."

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Welcome @lu91. I see you’ve entered the community with humor. How did you discover Mayo Clinic Connect?

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@imallears

🤦‍♀️

FL Mary

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Hahahah Ok, I’ll mete these out a little slower so we all have time to recover. 🤣

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When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That’s amore.

When an eel bites your hand,
And that’s not what you planned,
That’s a moray.

When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That’s our mores.

When your horse chews dried grass,
And then begs for more, alas,
That’s some more hay.

When your sheep to to graze
In a damp marshy place,
That’s a moor, eh?

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@loribmt
HAHAHA,
I think we’re all resilient enough to handle your jokes although your putting our resiliency to the test!
Thanks for your contributions.
Jake

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@jakedduck1

@loribmt
HAHAHA,
I think we’re all resilient enough to handle your jokes although your putting our resiliency to the test!
Thanks for your contributions.
Jake

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I like pushing limits. 😏

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I don’t like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the gas station.
Mic drop

FL Mary

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Gas prices are so high that even the coronavirus stopped traveling.

FL Mary

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@imallears

I don’t like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the gas station.
Mic drop

FL Mary

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Again, you’re today’s winner!! 😂

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