How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@loribmt

I know!! Lol Almost embarrassed to post them.
I have more! 😂

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@loribmt
“I have more!”
I was afraid of that but go ahead and post them, we’ll be brave.
Jake

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@lu91

A woman went to her doctor for a bladder problem and he told her he needed a specimen from her. She didn't know what a specimen was and she didn't want to look dumb so she just went home to ask her husband.
"Hey, Sam, the doctor says I have to give him a specimen. Do you know what a specimen is?"
"Heck no. Go ask Mrs O'Reilly next door. She thinks she knows everything."
About 20 minutes later the wife came back all messed up, dress torn and hair all messed up.
"What the heck happened to you?" asked the shocked Sam.
"Well, I asked Mrs. O'Reilly what a specimen is and she told me to go pee in a bottle so I told her to go crap in the lake and the fight was on."

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Funny!! Gotta remember this one.

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For years I’ve been disappointed with how I look in the mirror. I finally realized that I’m not ugly! I’m just not my type. 😅

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Ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
Will let you know.

FL Mary

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@imallears

Ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
Will let you know.

FL Mary

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😂😅🤣 Brilliant!

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The wife was sitting in the living room reading a magazine when her husband burst into the room. Carrying a rifle, two guns, wearing a gun belt and a band of ammunition crosswise around his chest.

"I'm revolting" he shouted.

"I know you are" said the wife, "but what are the guns for?"

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My dog just ate all the tiles from the Scrabble game!!
I think it’s gonna spell disaster.

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@loribmt

My dog just ate all the tiles from the Scrabble game!!
I think it’s gonna spell disaster.

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@loribmt

You are the queen of dad jokes! That was cute.

FL Mary

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@imallears

@loribmt

You are the queen of dad jokes! That was cute.

FL Mary

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LOL. I wish I could take credit for that one, Mary. There’s been a battle of jokes and puns between my husband and I lately. Some are just too good not to share. I have more… 😂 Pacing myself.

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Last night I burned my Hawaiian Pizza!

Shoulda used aloha temperature.

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