How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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Nietzsche was also credited with "How much vood vood a voodchuk chuk if a voodchuk cood chuk vood?"
But I'm pretty sure it was Turgenev.
I'm a rebel without a Claus.
It was Pushkin. He often worked with his cousin, Pullkin.
Too often, their efforts cancelled out.
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow
the right eye said to the left eye.
"between you and i something smells"
How do the elves clean up Santa's sleigh on the day after? Santa-tizer!
Please stop with the schnozz jokes!
They're a bridge too far!
If you tell us any more nose jokes, it'll mucus sick!
On 2nd thought, sinus up for a few more.
BTW: Reminds me of that old joke:
If your nose runs, and your feet smell, you're built upside down.
The only reason they had to cleanup was because Blitzen got sick and Santa had to replace him with Shitzen.
Walleye think besting your little fish story is a tuffy roe to hoe, don't go getting a fathead from it. It's of an entirely different stripe from my favorite bass jokes, which don't just come down the pike every day.
What a cutie!