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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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blackcat | @blackcat | Dec 24, 2023
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@metermaidman

No joke is better than a bad joke.....

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YouTube: "Stuck in the Smoke Hole of Our Tipi" and "NORAD Tracks Santa."

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pkh3381 | @pkh3381 | Dec 24, 2023
In reply to @scottrl "Yeah, I bought a house in that new subdivision, Reality Estates. It's great! They named all..." + (show)
@scottrl

Yeah, I bought a house in that new subdivision, Reality Estates. It's great! They named all the streets after real-life situations, instead of phony stuff like "Autumn Sunrise Place".

They've got big plans for this subdivision, you know. They want to build a mixed-use area. In fact, they're planning to build restaurants and even a hotel. They've got a great spot for it. It's down at the end of Lonely Street. There's no name for the hotel yet, but I'm sure they'll think of something.

Want to come to my housewarming party? Here's how to get there.
First, you'll enter the development by making a left on Envy Street.
Straight ahead two blocks until you come to Road to Ruin. Make a right.
Keep going down the Road to Ruin, through the part where all the other "R" streets are. Regret Lane, Refinance Avenue, Remorse Way, and Repossession Road.

Just keep driving until you see a cul de sac on your left. Turn there. That's my street, Divorce Court. I'm the third house on the right.

If you miss that turn, don't worry. Most everything in Reality Estates leads to Divorce Court.

See you there Saturday. About 8. Bring some liquor, wouldya? Thanks.

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🤣🤣very good!
P

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pkh3381 | @pkh3381 | Dec 24, 2023
In reply to @pkh3381 "🤣🤣very good! P" + (show)
@pkh3381

🤣🤣very good!
P

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I just realized that it was you, Scott! I should have known and recognized that sense of humor!
P

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itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 25, 2023
In reply to @newhorizons "Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where all the Naughty Girls live.HO - HO -..." + (show)
@newhorizons

Why is Santa so jolly?

He knows where all the Naughty Girls live.HO - HO - HOOOOOOOooooooo

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This probably explains why he's late this morning.....

I'm still waiting for my lump of coal.

Merry Christmas!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 25, 2023
In reply to @scottrl "Yeah, I bought a house in that new subdivision, Reality Estates. It's great! They named all..." + (show)
@scottrl

Yeah, I bought a house in that new subdivision, Reality Estates. It's great! They named all the streets after real-life situations, instead of phony stuff like "Autumn Sunrise Place".

They've got big plans for this subdivision, you know. They want to build a mixed-use area. In fact, they're planning to build restaurants and even a hotel. They've got a great spot for it. It's down at the end of Lonely Street. There's no name for the hotel yet, but I'm sure they'll think of something.

Want to come to my housewarming party? Here's how to get there.
First, you'll enter the development by making a left on Envy Street.
Straight ahead two blocks until you come to Road to Ruin. Make a right.
Keep going down the Road to Ruin, through the part where all the other "R" streets are. Regret Lane, Refinance Avenue, Remorse Way, and Repossession Road.

Just keep driving until you see a cul de sac on your left. Turn there. That's my street, Divorce Court. I'm the third house on the right.

If you miss that turn, don't worry. Most everything in Reality Estates leads to Divorce Court.

See you there Saturday. About 8. Bring some liquor, wouldya? Thanks.

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Small world!

I used to live on Divorce Court, too.

I was in The Last House on the Left.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 25, 2023
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@blackcat

YouTube: "Stuck in the Smoke Hole of Our Tipi" and "NORAD Tracks Santa."

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Guess no presents for me today .....

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itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 25, 2023
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@metermaidman

No joke is better than a bad joke.....

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Some of the corniest jokes I've ever heard came from one of my Pakistani friends.

They were Islama-bads.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 25, 2023
In reply to @samclembeau "okay metermaidman then here goes. why did the scare crow keep getting promoted? he was outstanding..." + (show)
@samclembeau

okay metermaidman then here goes.

why did the scare crow keep getting promoted?

he was outstanding in his field.

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The scarecrow's job performance got rave reviews in a recent straw poll.

It's gone to his head, and lately he's been a bit of a stuffed shirt.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 25, 2023
In reply to @annewoodmayo "No joke here in this post, but it might be amusing... :) "Never tell the truth..." + (show)
@annewoodmayo

No joke here in this post, but it might be amusing... 🙂

"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."- Mark Twain
{Think of this insight the next time someone asks you how you are feeling-- haha}

"Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits."-
Twain, again

"Nihilism- an interesting place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there." - ME
Imagine asking neighbor Nietzche to borrow a cup of sugar. He might give you salt instead...

Nietzeche's bitterness with the universe started when he had to learn to spell his last name. Who wouldn't be unhappy and confused and frustrated with a spelling like that to learn and to live with? Poor fella.

Have a nice day, everybody!

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Poor Nietzsche?

Poor Solzhenitzyn!

Poor Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr.! (he'd have to wear 2 jerseys)

Poor John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Dec 25, 2023
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@colleenyoung

It looks like snow will be delayed this year in my neck of the woods. I love snow, so I'm bringing you these *frosty* jokes.

What do snowmen eat for dessert?
Ice crispies.

What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

Have you seen the holiday greeting from all of us at Mayo Clinic Connect?
- Sharing brings hope & support: We're open for the holidays https://connect.mayoclinic.org/blog/about-connect/newsfeed-post/sharing-brings-hope-re-open-for-the-holidays/

Stay cozy and warm everyone.

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Frosty's wife divorced him when he came home "late" from work with hoarfrost on his collar, she confronted him, and he had no rime nor reason for it.

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