How about a laugh, (hopefully)

@scottrl @bjk3, thanks for reaching out to support a new member.
@imallears, you were right to help direct people to another discussion or support group where they could discuss health and relationships. I wouldn’t want someone to think that their concerns were not being taken seriously because the mistakenly posted in the Just For Laughs discussion.

@lacy2, as others have said, all is good. You are in the right place and did nothing wrong.

If anyone sees posts that you would like to bring to my attention, simply click the 3 dots in the bottom right of the message and report it.

So back to the topic at hand … humor.

Q: Why did the bike fall over?
A: It was too tired.

Good night everyone.

A dung beetle walks into a bar. "Is this stool taken?"

Sad News From Minnesota

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin with the grave site piled high with many flours.

Numerous celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the California Raisins, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Born in 1965 and bread in Minnesota, Poppin’ Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was never considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes.

A little flaky, he was known as crusty man, but still considered a positive “roll” model to millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough; three children – John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough…plus, they had a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly uncle, Pop-Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 15 minutes.

If you enjoyed reading this, rise to the occasion and share it with a friend who’s having a crumb-y day and kneading a lift.

Eleanor Roosevelt once said "Do one thing every day that scares you" and that's why I weigh myself in the mornings

I have a personal memory that always makes me laugh. My daughter was in college in the same City and often came home for visits. She would go thru my closet to look for clothes that she hadn't seen, and that may still have tags on, because she knew that I would buy something, but then not wear it, saving it for "something special". As she was going thru my clothes, she pulled out something and aske me why I had not worn this? I responded, as she must have know I would, that it was for "something special", and she said, "Mom, I think this is about as SPECIAL as it's going to get! , so wear it!" I fell back on the bed in laughter and could harly stop laughing! The thing is, it was TRUE, and I knew it! It just really hit a cord, and we both laughed so hard together. She was maybe 20 [she is now 55], and I am still laughing about it! Maybe you had to have been there, but just wanted to share!
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I'm new as of today so please forgive me if I don't get it right, but this is for the joke lady.
What did the number zero say to the number 8?

Nice belt!

Marriage is a gamble that often wins a full house.

There is nothing so comforting as the patter of little children's feet about a home, because the moment the sound stops one knows they are up to something they shouldn't be.

Thoroughly enjoyoable reading!

Glad the eternally closed minded zero b- according to parabola -- belted out this clever one.