How about a laugh, (hopefully)

The International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers is on strike again .....

They're re-volt-ing.

Q: What did the Zen Bhuddist say to the hot dog vendor?

A: Make me one with everything.

Q: What does an electronics technician call a brother who's had a sex change operation?

A: A trans-sister

I've always had a weakness for ethnic jokes. But, to be PC, I try to pick on as few people as possible. So, here goes.

Q: How many Liechtensteinians does it take to change a ceiling light bulb?

A: Three.
One to hold the bulb and two to spin the ladder around.

Here's a real groaner, so bear with me.

Q: Who's the Royal in charge of buying shortening for the 1st host of "Let's Make a Deal"?

A: The Count of Monty's Crisco.

I know .... I know ... sorry.

Hope this one doesn't get me banished:

Did you hear about the guy who had his wife read him the instructions for putting on his condom so he wouldn't rubber the wrong way?

Many apologies in advance for this one:

Did you hear about the wine connoisseur who relaxed his standards whenever it rained because he was looking for any port in a storm?

@itchyd
Apology accepted.
Hopefully, it won't happen again lol.
Jake

Q: What's the greatest threat to patrons of Nantucket's wharf district?

A: A salt with a deadly weapon.

I'm not sure about letting that electrician who just got out of prison work on my electrical panel's safety circuits.

It's a con fusing situation.