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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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Q What do you call a factory that makes just ok products?
A Satisfactory
(boo)
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8 Reactions@lacy2
You're scraping the bottom of the barrel Val, but you still had the guts to post it and it took a lot of guts.
Admittedly I wrote the jokes didn't have to be good but there is a limit.
Jake
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3 ReactionsAs long as we're in bad word-play territory, here's a little pun-ishment:
My friend took her sailboat out on the lake last weekend. Far from shore, the wind died out completely.
She was dis-gust-ed.
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9 ReactionsHow does an elephant 🐘 hide in a cherry 🍒tree?
It paints it’s toenails 🔺 red.
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5 Reactions@lacy2
Perhaps I spoke to soon Val, lol.
Jake
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2 ReactionsA horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey fella, why the long face?"
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5 ReactionsHow do you get down off an elephant?
You don't.
You get down off a goose.
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3 ReactionsQ. How do you make an elephant fly?
A. Start with a 10 foot zipper.
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3 ReactionsQ.
What did the electrician say after he found out he used the wrong resistor?
A.
OHM my.
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3 Reactions2 blondes were on an airline flight when the pilot announced that the plane had just lost engine 1 of 4 and the flight would take a bit longer.
In short succession, similar announcements were made about further delays due to the failures of engines 2 & 3.
After this, one of the blondes turned to the other and said, " Boy, if that last engine goes, we'll be up here all day!"
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