How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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(Crayon joke from daughter, I didn’t really get it either!).
Another one from her - first time ever we have exchanged jokes, its a nice change for her to read them from me instead of my many moans and groans, although she is always there for me when needed!
(This joke may already be on here, maybe someone can categorize the jokes in alphabetical or subject mater order, lol)
Where do bad rainbows go?
PRISM
(It’s a light sentence, and gives them time to reflect)
.....ah, no, Leonard. Daughter sent it to me so probably directed at ME. Haha
I used to watch a lot of golf on TV, but I needed more exercise, so I started watching tennis.
If you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up, they would be your fed ex
Driver: Before marriage, I would sit at a stop sign for hours
Because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green
My toxic trait:
Hmm, let me see if this food that normally hurts my
stomach, hurts my stomach TODAY
What they Don't Tell You About Getting Old in New York Times is, I must say, is the most hilarious article that gave me belly laughs till the very end. Truly brilliant. Not sure if allowed but I guess u need to subscribe
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/30/opinion/aging-old-wisdom.html
What did Atlantic Ocean say to Pacific ocean?
O' he just waved (supposedly from 13 year olds)
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
I don't want to party like it's 1999.....I want to grocery shop like it was in 1999!