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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Aug 20, 2023

It occurred to me today while foraging through the bushes with revengeful pickies…

Blackberries are red when they’re green.

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Aug 20, 2023
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@loribmt

It occurred to me today while foraging through the bushes with revengeful pickies…

Blackberries are red when they’re green.

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I'm glad I red that, especially because you could orange to show the picture.

The photo is the synthesis of it.

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Aug 20, 2023
In reply to @lagrange5 "I'm glad I red that, especially because you could orange to show the picture. The photo..." + (show)
@lagrange5

I'm glad I red that, especially because you could orange to show the picture.

The photo is the synthesis of it.

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You really rose to the occasion on that one!

If a plant is sad,
do the other plants photosympathize with it?

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Valerie | @lacy2 | Aug 20, 2023
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@lagrange5

The sad blue jay is not the only bluebird.

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@lagrange5 - did you make this one up yourself, if so I am "impressed" lol

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Aug 20, 2023
In reply to @loribmt "You really rose to the occasion on that one! If a plant is sad, do the..." + (show)
@loribmt

You really rose to the occasion on that one!

If a plant is sad,
do the other plants photosympathize with it?

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Good question. I'll consult with my friends, Daisy, Violet, and Heather.

Actually, plants and automobiles have a lot in common. If every auto was pink, we would have a pink carnation.

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captboat | @captboat | Aug 20, 2023
In reply to @lacy2 "ok ok, a duck isn't a bird, or is it? --- How do you get down..." + (show)
@lacy2

ok ok, a duck isn't a bird, or is it?
---

How do you get down off an elephant? You don’t! You get down off a duck

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@lacy2 it only took three
trys to get this…it was late I was tired..

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Ginger, Volunteer Mentor | @gingerw | Aug 20, 2023
In reply to @loribmt "It occurred to me today while foraging through the bushes with revengeful pickies… Blackberries are red..." + (show)
@loribmt

It occurred to me today while foraging through the bushes with revengeful pickies…

Blackberries are red when they’re green.

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And the wild blackberries around here are "late blooming" this year. Slowly turning from red to ripe. We are lining up with the deer to harvest them. I keep asking them to leave enough to make a fresh cobbler, but they're not listening. Silly deer!
Ginger

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tim1028 | @tim1028 | Aug 20, 2023
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Tell your friend to check his paystub,

so, no one will rook him out of his full salary.

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Good advice, Lagrange! My friend said his job at the chess factory pays almost double what he made at his previous job at the pawn shop

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Aug 20, 2023
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Good advice, Lagrange! My friend said his job at the chess factory pays almost double what he made at his previous job at the pawn shop

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Glad your friend is doing so well. Word has it that he is earning more than his European partner, his Czech mate.

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Aug 20, 2023
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@lagrange5 - did you make this one up yourself, if so I am "impressed" lol

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I'm so glad your "impressed". It's much better than being crestfallen.

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