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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Valerie | @lacy2 | Jul 30, 2023
In reply to @covidstinks2023 "I guess having a dog named Shark was not the best idea when going to the..." + (show)
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I guess having a dog named Shark was not the best idea when going to the beach!

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hahaha

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Jul 31, 2023

Because she was Hungary,
She was in the kitchen to Czech the food,
When she started Russian to the bathroom.
Then her husband said, "I know European".
She said, "No, I'm Finnish".
So, he said "You're my Swede heart".

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captboat | @captboat | Jul 31, 2023
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You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game? That's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.

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We need to stop looking for intelligent life on Mars and start looking for intelligent life in Washington DC.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jul 31, 2023
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We need to stop looking for intelligent life on Mars and start looking for intelligent life in Washington DC.

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Nom we shouldn't start since there's little or none in DC. ;=)

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Jul 31, 2023
In reply to @lagrange5 "Because she was Hungary, She was in the kitchen to Czech the food, When she started..." + (show)
@lagrange5

Because she was Hungary,
She was in the kitchen to Czech the food,
When she started Russian to the bathroom.
Then her husband said, "I know European".
She said, "No, I'm Finnish".
So, he said "You're my Swede heart".

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They both went back to the kitchen for Turkey leftovers,

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jul 31, 2023

I just saw a sports car being driven by a baby sheep in a swimsuit. . . It was a Lamb bikini.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jul 31, 2023

I never finish anything. I have a black belt in Partial Arts.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jul 31, 2023

It's ok to talk to yourself.
But it's a bit weird if you have to repeat yourself because you weren't listening.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jul 31, 2023

There's only one thing worse than talking to yourself and that's arguing with yourself. . .
And losing the argument.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jul 31, 2023

When your pay envelope is full of parsley, someone must've garnished your wages. (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

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