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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Jul 9, 2023

When I was a kid I figured out how to play the piano by ear.
After a while, I learned that it was easier to use my fingers.

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Jul 10, 2023
In reply to @captboat "I STARTED JOGGING TODAY. I DIDN'T WANT TO, BUT THE ICE CREAM TRUCK KEPT DRIVING." + (show)
@captboat

I STARTED JOGGING
TODAY. I DIDN'T WANT TO, BUT THE ICE CREAM TRUCK KEPT DRIVING.

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ice cream truck--
Oh, capt, that was really funny!!!
thanks!

Is that another of your originals? It's great!

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captboat | @captboat | Jul 10, 2023
In reply to @annewoodmayo "ice cream truck-- Oh, capt, that was really funny!!! thanks! Is that another of your originals?..." + (show)
@annewoodmayo

ice cream truck--
Oh, capt, that was really funny!!!
thanks!

Is that another of your originals? It's great!

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I wish, no not this time

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Jul 12, 2023

A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.

The doctor asked the man,

“Do you smoke or drink?”

“No,” he replied,

“I've never done either.”

“Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women? ” inquired the doctor.

“No, I've never done any of those things either.”

“Well then,” said the doctor,

“what do you want to live to be a hundred for?”

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John, Volunteer Mentor | @johnbishop | Jul 12, 2023
In reply to @jakedduck1 "A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred. The doctor..." + (show)
@jakedduck1

A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.

The doctor asked the man,

“Do you smoke or drink?”

“No,” he replied,

“I've never done either.”

“Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women? ” inquired the doctor.

“No, I've never done any of those things either.”

“Well then,” said the doctor,

“what do you want to live to be a hundred for?”

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Thanks Jake! I needed that one to kick start my morning 😂

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captboat | @captboat | Jul 12, 2023

hangry
(han-gree) adj.
a state of anger, annoyance and hostility caused by lack of food;
hunger can cause a negative change in emotional state.

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Valerie | @lacy2 | Jul 12, 2023
In reply to @captboat "hangry (han-gree) adj. a state of anger, annoyance and hostility caused by lack of food; hunger..." + (show)
@captboat

hangry
(han-gree) adj.
a state of anger, annoyance and hostility caused by lack of food;
hunger can cause a negative change in emotional state.

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oh never have seen the word "hangry" before -

interesting..had to look up .... I see there is a restaurant

near Toronto named the Hangry Chicken ! but

wondering now if the chicken was really hangry or

hungry! (we learn some- thing new every day!

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Jul 13, 2023

I just finished a bunch of home improvement projects. The new chimney didn't cost me anything. It was on the house.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jul 14, 2023

My financial status these days: I just rinsed off a paper plate.

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