How about a laugh, (hopefully)

One minute you are young and fun. Then the next, you are turning down the stereo in your car to see better!

Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks. I wake up feeling like "insufficient funds".

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

If you see a toilet in your dream....do not use it!

I don't know about ya'll, but I've got no more passwords left in me.

Lol. Love these comments. Thx. for making me laugh. I would say for me today..I was able to get my spouse to eat and actually he asked me to help him get cleaned up..That made me smile. Because if you know me I like to help and make things easier for other's and of course my spouse.

sillyblone, God bless you & your husband greatly. You sound like such a sweet and tender soul.
Blessings & Prayers.....

"Loch Lomond" in Arkansas...

But it looks like something else to me.

Thank you! I am not perfect by any means! But my spouse beats me on the ugliness scale. It hurts and sometimes I just want to cry. But today was a good day. That helps. He wanted me to make pizza , so I did..He smiled and thanked me. We usually try to say that we love each other as much as possible. Every morning I wake up and he is still here I say"God give me strength". He always does. I am very strong minded and actually I am getting muscles on my arms as I bring my groceries up a long driveway. Jugs of milk and water work well. 😆

@covidstinks2023 you made us laugh out loud. This was just what the doctor ordered. Thank you,
U are the best !!!

"Getting older is just one body part after another saying, 'HA HA', you think that's bad, watch this!

You know you are old when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge for the sink.

Those aren't grey hairs. They are strands of glitter growing out of my head.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you are saying.

I never dreamed I'd grow up to be a crazy old lady....but here I am....killing it!

I'm not super into getting older, but, I do like how people do not ask me to help them move anymore.

When older people say, "Enjoy them while they are young", they are talking about your knees and hips and not your kids!

A quick way to tell if you are old or not: Fall down in front of a bunch of people. If they laugh you are
still young. If they panic and start running to you, you are old.

For my age, I have a lot going for me. My eyes are going....my back is going...my knees are going.....

I’m hiding from exercise. I’m in the fitness protection program.

I am 83 and have scoliosis. One of my back braces had been missing for several months. I thought that maybe I had left in on an airplane or the train.
Last week my son brought it in to me from where he had found it --on the roof!
It turns out that at sometime when I had gone out to sit on the balcony with my cats and a cup of tea, it must have fallen over the edge onto the roof!

That's hilarious!