How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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One dark night in Dublin a fire started inside the local chemical plant.
In a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

When the fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fireman in charge and said, “All our secret formulas are in the vault in the centre of the plant. They must be saved. I will give 50,000 euro to the fire department that brings them out intact.”

But the roaring flames held the fire-fighters off.

Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now 100,000 euro to the fire station who could bring out the company’s secret files.

But still the fire fighters could not get through.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby rural township volunteer fire brigade, composed mainly of old men over 65. To everyone’s amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant. Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

Outside, the other firemen watched as the old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides.

It was a performance and effort never seen before.

Within a short time, the old timers had extinguished the fire and had saved the secret formulas.

The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to 200,000 euro and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.

The local TV station caught the thank you on film and asked the chief, “What are you going to do with all that money?”

“Well,” said Paddy, the 70-year-old fire chief, “the first thing we’re gonna do is fix the brakes on that bloody fire truck.”
Jake

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I just found this!! Now that is too funny!!

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I just found this!! Now that is too funny!!

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I missed it, too. Gave me a good laugh.

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Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead

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Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

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Sorry for posting twice, still learning.

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A priest, a rabbit and a minister walked into a bar. The bartender asked the rabbit, “What’ll ya have?” The Rabbit replied, “I dunno, I’m only here because of autocorrect.”
The bartender replied, “We don’t serve your typo here!”

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I was listening to a sermon and the pastor was talking about all the stuff he has stored in his garage. He said his kids don't want it, but they are getting it anyway when he dies. Then he said, "I've always said the garage is the colon of the house." Made me laugh out loud! So true!

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Hey, Jokesters!

Merry Christmas and happy holidays! [Get it? Today is July 4...groan]

Thanks for all of the funnies you contribute. They lighten my load.

Anne

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Hey!
We are slackers!

This "laugh" thread hasn't shown up in the Daily Digest for a couple of days...

And I miss you all. Hope everyone is OK!

Anne

See, I can't even come up with one joke on my own.

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