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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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sisyphus | @sisyphus | Jun 21, 2023

OK, maybe u heard it but yet another Dad Joke ... Father's day is still fresh.

Why did dad fall in the well?
He didn't see that well

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kaca22 | @kaca22 | Jun 22, 2023
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@covidstinks2023

True Story! A friend of mine's Uncle passed away and I was told about it. He was a precious Christian man. I looked up his obituary online and posted a condolence to his wife and family. I thought, he must have really been sick because he looked nothing like himself in the obituary picture. Later, I spoke with the friend and asked her if he had been sick long. She informed me that she had two uncles by the same name and I didn't know the one that had passed away that I had posted a condolence for! Well, I did post wonderful things about him to his wife! Once it's posted, you cannot remove it online. I know she wonders who in the world I am!

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😂😂😂😂

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Jun 22, 2023

Waiter: Good evening, what can we serve you?
Customer: I would like beef tonight.
Waiter: The beef for dinner is available in portions of 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 ounces. Which do you prefer?
Customer: What's with all the weird sizes?
Waiter: It is Prime rib.

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Jun 22, 2023
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@lagrange5

Waiter: Good evening, what can we serve you?
Customer: I would like beef tonight.
Waiter: The beef for dinner is available in portions of 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 ounces. Which do you prefer?
Customer: What's with all the weird sizes?
Waiter: It is Prime rib.

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🥁 parump bum…. That was a good one! 😂

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Jun 22, 2023
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@loribmt

🥁 parump bum…. That was a good one! 😂

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I thought of you, Mary, Anne, and the other math humorists.

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imallears | @imallears | Jun 22, 2023
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@lagrange5

Waiter: Good evening, what can we serve you?
Customer: I would like beef tonight.
Waiter: The beef for dinner is available in portions of 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 ounces. Which do you prefer?
Customer: What's with all the weird sizes?
Waiter: It is Prime rib.

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@ lagrange5

I'd like to know why some foods are odd numbers..always.
Dozen eggs, 10 hot dogs but most hot dog buns are 8 to a pkg..donuts are 6 or 12. Yet chicken thighs are 5 to a pkg as is my Italian sausage.

How numerically odd
I'm primed for an answer

FL Mary

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Valerie | @lacy2 | Jun 22, 2023
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@lagrange5

Waiter: Good evening, what can we serve you?
Customer: I would like beef tonight.
Waiter: The beef for dinner is available in portions of 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 ounces. Which do you prefer?
Customer: What's with all the weird sizes?
Waiter: It is Prime rib.

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haha yep did take a while to "get"

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Jun 22, 2023
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@imallears

@ lagrange5

I'd like to know why some foods are odd numbers..always.
Dozen eggs, 10 hot dogs but most hot dog buns are 8 to a pkg..donuts are 6 or 12. Yet chicken thighs are 5 to a pkg as is my Italian sausage.

How numerically odd
I'm primed for an answer

FL Mary

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A baker's dozen is 13. Now that's really odd.

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Jun 23, 2023
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@jakedduck1

Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel.

The Pope proceeds onto Highway 95, and starts accelerating to see what the limo could do.

He gets to about 90 mph, and suddenly he sees the blue lights of the State Patrol in his mirror.

He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window.

The trooper, seeing who it was, says, “Just a moment please, I need to call in.”

The trooper calls in and asks for the chief

He tells the chief that he's got a REALLY important person pulled over, and asks how he should handle it.

“It's not Ted Kennedy again is it?” replies the chief.

“No Sir!” replied the trooper, “This guy's more important.”

“Is it the Governor?” replied the chief.

“No! Even more important!” replies the trooper.

“Is it the PRESIDENT??? replied the chief.

“No! Even more important!” replies the trooper.

“Well WHO is it?” screams the chief.

“I think it might be God, Sir,” replies the trooper, “he's got the Pope as his

CHAUFFEUR.”

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God's chauffeur- what a hoot! Laughed out loud!! Thanks!

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SusanEllen66 | @SusanEllen66 | Jun 23, 2023
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@lagrange5

A baker's dozen is 13. Now that's really odd.

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@lagrange5 12 for you, 1 for the baker.

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