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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Feb 22, 2023
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@annewoodmayo

This is a great one! My husband almost fell off of his wheelie work chair when he read it.
You guys are spreading the cheer. THANKS!
But I'm greedy for more...Who has a joke for today 2/22?

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Well, yesterday I went to the bank to take care of some business. After chatting a little with the young teller he asked what he could help with with today. So, I told him I was there to check my balance. And he pushed me!!!

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Feb 23, 2023

Good story, Lori!

The greedy witch (me) is back, and she is demanding a new joke for today 2/23. Or else she will tell stories about her own children, which no one really wants to hear except their grandmom...

How about it, Jake? Lori? John? No no bad dog (great name, by the way)? Anybody out there?

Kidding aside, thanks to everyone for spreading the good cheer! Have a great day!

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Feb 23, 2023
In reply to @annewoodmayo "Good story, Lori! The greedy witch (me) is back, and she is demanding a new joke..." + (show)
@annewoodmayo

Good story, Lori!

The greedy witch (me) is back, and she is demanding a new joke for today 2/23. Or else she will tell stories about her own children, which no one really wants to hear except their grandmom...

How about it, Jake? Lori? John? No no bad dog (great name, by the way)? Anybody out there?

Kidding aside, thanks to everyone for spreading the good cheer! Have a great day!

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I’m caving to the treat of grandma stories!! 😂 So here’s your joke from me today.

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for having a compass, calculator and a protractor?

He was charged with possession of Math instruction!

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Feb 23, 2023
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@jakedduck1

@loribmt
???
Jake

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What? That joke didn’t compute? 😅

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Feb 23, 2023

@loribmt
Nope, it sure didn't compute.
If you read my original post my friends say I'm at a 4-grade level for comprehending jokes.
Jake

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lyndac1027 | @lyndac1027 | Feb 23, 2023
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@jakedduck1

@loribmt
???
Jake

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Read it with a lisp.

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Feb 23, 2023
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@jakedduck1

@loribmt
Nope, it sure didn't compute.
If you read my original post my friends say I'm at a 4-grade level for comprehending jokes.
Jake

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The punchline…think ‘mass destruction’ instead, it’s math instruction.

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Feb 23, 2023
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@loribmt

What? That joke didn’t compute? 😅

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It just didn't add up.

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Feb 23, 2023
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It just didn't add up.

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That sums it up right there!! LOL. 😅

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